Cher needs to retire.
I Divine!
waterway eats too much in Beirut…gains some weight on her holidays.
(Am Shorry! I jest had to go there!)
This is the new me…Gertrude!
That was what I was going to say! Go Gertrude go!
That Gene Simmons from KISS has really let himself go.
Has anyone here seen-
My dignity?
'Dance like no one is watching".
“After ten years I finally graduated high school.”
Life in the big city.
“Those energy drinks are bad for you”.
'My audition for Americas Got Talent was successful".
Hooray! Hooray! I finally found someone stupid enough to marry me.
Hah I just happened to be playing this song when I clicked this link.
It lined up pretty well. Just the first part.
I gained 2 kilos. My diet starts tomorrow. I smoked About 6 packs of cigarettes in 2 weeks, quit that today too. Now i need detox from alcohol and coffee.
After the divorce, i experienced freedom
The Tai chi class really got my energy flowing
We’re all glad you’re coming back, @waterway…
Maybe one day when you hit Red Lobster in Ottawa, I’ll join you with my wife and girls. That would be fun!
Have a safe trip home.