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The side effects of zyprexa.
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Lover-man, our new superhero
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Mr. T’s less successful brother.
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@waterway finds her man! The hottest dude in Beirut!! 
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“Hey next time you take a picture of our nifty cigarettes disposers here, do you mind not including me in the picture. I’m very insecure about my lack of leg hair. Okay. Thanks!”
“No one is cooler than me.”
I’m too sexy for y’all."
“Ah, I got the good batch of acid this time”
“My bright orange shoes were in the shop”.
Mr. T has nothing on me.