“You want me to describe the accident?”
Yeah… is this the manager at Marriot? Yeah, I’m gonna need some help from someone, and make sure to bring sunglasses for my thighs
I’m gonna report this. 
“Hello? Is this my butt double?”
“This isn’t a ■■■■■ extender!”
And now the toilet is pregnant…
Sorry @Sarad…
I thought the pic was a little ‘frisky’. I apologize if you found it offensive. I’d delete it, but I can’t now as it’s too late.
Im a genius! My wife will never yell at me for peeing on the seat again!!
Man, this sucks…I really should just invest in a plunger!
Hello Bill? Hey you said a swirly was when you put your head in the toilet and flush right? I tried but I still think im doing something wrong here. Can you give me call back?
Oh c’mon don’t you know me better 
Although I do find a little disconnection between allowing a man’s butt and not allowing a ‘go ■■■■ yourself’ from my thread’s gif. Just thinking 
When you are on the phone and you have to pee but you don’t want them to hear you peeing.
- now gently make back and forth movements while visualizing me*