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Caption Contest Nov 20th

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After delivering over 3 billion gifts in one night, Santa gets a call from Mrs. Claus to not forget to pick up some milk.

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My name is Santa and I’m an alcoholic.

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One TEQUILA, Two TEQUILA, Three TEQUILA, Floor!!!

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Maybe we could make this our Christmas celebration thread…

Too much eggnog for Santa !

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Santa has just ruined Christmas.

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Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas! Oh, f*ck it, I take that back. This hangover makes me feel like kicking an elf’’.

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I’m gonna take a nap right here. OK BYE :slight_smile:

Ouch!!!

(I will make an effort to be more descriptive, Mom.)

Even Santa is prone to magnetic cars

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i love you car…i love you !?!
:santa: + :cocktail: = :heart: :car:
take care :alien:

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On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me, four sips of moonshine,
three shots of whiskey, two dos equis, …and some jager in a big keg.

I’ll never drink with the Easter Bunny again.

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Goodbye teeth, hello oral surgeon.

Karma is a bitch.

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oh my gosh i forget to walk… :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

After an entire lifetime of cookies and milk santa finally collapsed.

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damn those magnetic fields