Dan never learned to share.
such a powerful fart
DOH!(fifteen characters)
Bill cosby is really out of control these days(had to)
that was the last time Jimmy agreed to go to the park with grandpa.
Well how else is he going to play the matrix?
Dan was clueless when it came to swing etiquette.
Dan always jumps at a chance to bully his little brother.
I got your nose!
That doggone Dan, he always has to prove he’s the alpha-male.
Hah nick strikes again
Didn’t there used to be winners in these things
Most likes gets the win
That’ll teach you not to steal my cookie you little bugger.
I’m going to go ahead and demand a recount
Leave me alone you little s*it, there’s another perfectly good swing right over there.
The kid picked up a bad habit in prison. He didn’t expect his grandfather to like it so much.
“I dare you, sing grandpa got ran over by a reindeer ONE more time timmy”.
I don’t always hit kids, but when I do, it was an accident.
“Squeal like a pig grandpa”.