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Caption Contest Aug 23

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Yuck, they made this beer with reconstituted poop!

…American beer…

(Teh heh heh…I’m Canadian, eh?)

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My Mom finds out I’ve been diagnosed with Sz.

Hey Mom! Have you seen that can of breast milk in the fridge? It’s time to feed the baby.

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Daze tries mjseu’s home made coffee.

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My wife’s reaction when I asked her to marry me.

(It’s not that far off, actually. She was shocked when I proposed to her!)

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do you mind telling how you proposed?

I bought the ring and asked my wife out for dinner. But she wasn’t hungry and didn’t want to go out…

So I proposed to her in my 1989 Chevette…lol!

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aww so romantic. I melt when I watch proposals. I think it has to be really special. Just the fact that you proposed is a great deal and you didn’t just say let’s get married without a ring. I think your car is perfect!

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My god! Dreamscapes out of bed.

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Bill Cosby spikes another woman’s drink…

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My pdoc being objective after I tell her my stegosaurus escaped (playing zoo tycoon)

This coke tastes like Pepsi.

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■■■■ this is water!

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Ah! I thought that, didn’t say it, damn

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Sweetie, have you seen my urine sample?

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“Crap flavored beer, it’s not for the weak”