Yuck, they made this beer with reconstituted poop!
(Teh heh heh…I’m Canadian, eh?)
My Mom finds out I’ve been diagnosed with Sz.
Hey Mom! Have you seen that can of breast milk in the fridge? It’s time to feed the baby.
Daze tries mjseu’s home made coffee.
My wife’s reaction when I asked her to marry me.
(It’s not that far off, actually. She was shocked when I proposed to her!)
do you mind telling how you proposed?
I bought the ring and asked my wife out for dinner. But she wasn’t hungry and didn’t want to go out…
So I proposed to her in my 1989 Chevette…lol!
aww so romantic. I melt when I watch proposals. I think it has to be really special. Just the fact that you proposed is a great deal and you didn’t just say let’s get married without a ring. I think your car is perfect!
My god! Dreamscapes out of bed.
Bill Cosby spikes another woman’s drink…
My pdoc being objective after I tell her my stegosaurus escaped (playing zoo tycoon)
This coke tastes like Pepsi.
■■■■ this is water!
Ah! I thought that, didn’t say it, damn
Sweetie, have you seen my urine sample?
“Crap flavored beer, it’s not for the weak”