Doctor: “It’s twins.”
“are you the father?”
I’m sorry to say you only have 3 days to live…but hey! Look!!..my fly is open!!
I know I’ve just removed your appendix, but I’m actually a chiropractor.
That’s kind where my mind went with it. Couldn’t come up with the words.
Doc walks in, first thing he says… “LADIES”
Alright we’re all done, that will be 150,000 dollars.
“We have your tests results right here”
Shows them Ipad playing caption contest 18
“If we don’t get your Cosby levels under control this could be you”
The good news is, our gynecology exam went really well.
The bad news is, I’m actually the Janitor on this floor.
“That baby don’t look like me.” Replies the doctor coolly and casually.
So how long have you two been sisters?
“No madam, I said you had acute angina.”
HAH Good one @Username
“Haha, you want a threesome? You’re not man enough.”
Now you take 3 of these 24 hours a day twice a day and it should cure those laughing fits.
Abstract. I like it.
“Now before we get started are either of you high?”
“It was shrinkage!”
Bill Cosby’s really out of control theses days isn’t he?