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Caption Contest Aug 19

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Doctor: “It’s twins.”

“are you the father?”

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I’m sorry to say you only have 3 days to live…but hey! Look!!..my fly is open!!

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I know I’ve just removed your appendix, but I’m actually a chiropractor.

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That’s kind where my mind went with it. Couldn’t come up with the words.

Doc walks in, first thing he says… “LADIES”

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Alright we’re all done, that will be 150,000 dollars.

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lol!@Minnii

Great caption!

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“We have your tests results right here”

Shows them Ipad playing caption contest 18

“If we don’t get your Cosby levels under control this could be you”

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The good news is, our gynecology exam went really well.

The bad news is, I’m actually the Janitor on this floor.

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“That baby don’t look like me.” Replies the doctor coolly and casually.

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So how long have you two been sisters?

“No madam, I said you had acute angina.”

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HAH Good one @Username

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“Haha, you want a threesome? You’re not man enough.”

Now you take 3 of these 24 hours a day twice a day and it should cure those laughing fits.

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Abstract. I like it.

“Now before we get started are either of you high?”

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“It was shrinkage!”

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Bill Cosby’s really out of control theses days isn’t he?

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