…watching soccer without beer.
What crowds really want to do at (insert random play here)
The graduation ceremony for Insomniacs Anonymous.
OR the world’s narcolepsy convention.
Ok welcome all, welcome all, today we’re going to have three speak…(yawns)[sleeps][they all sleep]
The crowd’s reaction to a slide presentation of every joke I’ve told on this forum.
At a Rolling Stones concert these days, the demographic is vey depressing.
Seeing Madonna in concert these days just doesn’t have the same effect it used to.
Bill Cosby is really out of control these days.
The Dave Matthews Band is making the Black Eyed Peas sound good.
Bill Cosby has gone too far this time.
Thats some good heroin.
Oh, has Big Brother started up again?
Oops its august 18th now
An exciting evening at the mission impossible primiere.
(Fuck you tom cruise.)
hey i saw mission impossible and loved it! I don’t really like tom cruise but it was a great movie! also ant man was great!