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Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars

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Lol moose licking cars must be dangerous.

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That’s so funny !

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They’re attracted to the salt on the cars. But if you let them lick the cars, they become acclimated to them and more accidents can occur @everhopeful @Aziz

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Ah. That’s a good reason then.

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But I wan moose to lick my car :sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::smile:

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And in a related story, Canadian officials also advised against letting moose pee on your trunk. Apparently it’s a moose quirk and they all get a huge laugh later when they’re talking about it to their moose friends.

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Moosey you can lick my car
Yes I’m gonna be a star

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Good one. Beep beep, mm beep beep yeah!

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Is one of my favourite albums of theirs

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What if we wan lick da moose. Can we do?

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You should never triple dog dare a moose to lick a frozen car in winter… :smile:

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You can at your own risks lol

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Whoops.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PMhJdKGkJk0

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Don’t let AA members lick your cars, either. They have caustic saliva from drinking the coffee at meetings. Eats through paint and sheet metal in a matter of minutes.

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