Every thread inevitably turns into a penis thread and I have yet to make one on this forum, so I thought I would start it from the beginning for once. I give in and submit to the inevitable demand.
This thread is inspired by another topic that went south in a penary(another new word we could consider) direction.
What do you think the word for the plural of penis should be?
Penises(self explanatory)
Penii(Like fungus to fungi)
or
Penis( like moose is to moose)
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Hilarious poll! 
Penis FTW!
I wonder when we will need to use the plural word of penis lol
It’s a dead heat. I can’t decide what to vote for.
I went with penii. It sounds like penne the noodles.
Noodles are like penises.
Thus categorically without a moment of doubt it is undoubtedly and unanimously penii.
Peen can be both singular and plural. I feel excluded.
Guard your ankles, you traitorous wretch. I am coming for you.
Where is jcal! my friend would love this thread!
he says they are kinda floppy.
Aww! A Johnnies thread.
Or a Richard thread.
I like medium to medium big. Not too big, I don’t think it would be painful but it just would stretch me out hahaha.
Unless it’s really big that would hurt yep.
But honestly, if the man has a heart of gold I don’t even care if his penis is the size of a maggot.
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