Bruce Willis

77nick77 · September 13, 2015, 2:38am

You desire to lay eggs.
Are you going through an eggistential crisis?

Rhubot · September 13, 2015, 2:39am

Just a man who knows eggsactly what he wants.

anon63589023 · September 13, 2015, 2:39am

I think he’s busy getting punched out and paid off to lose…pulp fiction all over again

anon54724954 · September 13, 2015, 2:41am

Sarad · September 13, 2015, 2:41am

That was an eggcellent joke Nick!
Yeah Bruce…you want all eggs for yourself … …isn’t that eggoistical?

Eggscuse me.

anon96553903 · September 13, 2015, 2:42am

Lol this is an eggcellent thread

tobornottob12b · September 13, 2015, 2:44am

You all just a bunch of eggheads.

77nick77 · September 13, 2015, 2:45am

If you were a priest, you would have been eggs-communicated by now for blasphemy.

Sarad · September 13, 2015, 2:46am

An Eggzodus of Bruce™

anon96553903 · September 13, 2015, 2:47am

Seriously though. Do any of you want to lay eggs? I cant be the only one. The cramps, the eggcitement of not knowing whats in the egg. The glory, the possibilty of monsters and sim cards that let you talk to will smith? Come on!!!

77nick77 · September 13, 2015, 2:49am

No, I am a simple man. I just want to fry them. Or throw them at my neighbors house.

Sarad · September 13, 2015, 2:49am

I think you might need an eggzorcism.
@.@

Jk rules

anon96553903 · September 13, 2015, 2:50am

An eggzorcism is a bit eggstreme dont you think

77nick77 · September 13, 2015, 2:51am

Hey Bruce, with your brains I bet you could become chairman of Eggson in no time.

77nick77 · September 13, 2015, 2:52am

(Exxon)…

Sarad · September 13, 2015, 2:52am

Yeah. . eggree.

Lmao

77nick77 · September 13, 2015, 2:53am

C’mon sarad, don’t egg him on.

anon96553903 · September 13, 2015, 2:54am

Lmao!!! 1515

ekoms · September 13, 2015, 2:54am

I’m walking on egg shells in this thread because of all the fantastic puns.

Sarad · September 13, 2015, 2:54am

I’m running out of eggamples.