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Bruce Willis

You desire to lay eggs.
Are you going through an eggistential crisis?

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Just a man who knows eggsactly what he wants.

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I think he’s busy getting punched out and paid off to lose…pulp fiction all over again

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That was an eggcellent joke Nick!
Yeah Bruce…you want all eggs for yourself … …isn’t that eggoistical?

Eggscuse me.

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Lol this is an eggcellent thread

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You all just a bunch of eggheads.

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If you were a priest, you would have been eggs-communicated by now for blasphemy.

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An Eggzodus of Bruce™

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Seriously though. Do any of you want to lay eggs? I cant be the only one. The cramps, the eggcitement of not knowing whats in the egg. The glory, the possibilty of monsters and sim cards that let you talk to will smith? Come on!!! :egg:

No, I am a simple man. I just want to fry them. Or throw them at my neighbors house.

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I think you might need an eggzorcism.
@.@

Jk :egg: rules

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An eggzorcism is a bit eggstreme dont you think :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hey Bruce, with your brains I bet you could become chairman of Eggson in no time.

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(Exxon)…

Yeah. . eggree.

Lmao

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C’mon sarad, don’t egg him on.

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Lmao!!! :slight_smile: 1515

I’m walking on egg shells in this thread because of all the fantastic puns. :laughing:

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I’m running out of eggamples.

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