who gets to the bathroom the first? The bully and he took the longest time.- until I wished I were a goose.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
Why a goose? Why not a duck or a pigeon? Geese are actually very aggressive birds, you don’t want to mess with one without a weapon.
Because geese (birds) don’t pee.
Hmmm. Didn’t know that.
That’s why their ■■■■ is so soupy.
Gross and interesting at the same time.