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Bathroom crises

who gets to the bathroom the first? The bully and he took the longest time.- until I wished I were a goose.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.

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Why a goose? Why not a duck or a pigeon? Geese are actually very aggressive birds, you don’t want to mess with one without a weapon.

Because geese (birds) don’t pee.

Hmmm. Didn’t know that.

That’s why their ■■■■ is so soupy.

Gross and interesting at the same time.

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