That is interesting.
Install a floor dryer first, then arrest the old lady.
That is interesting.
Install a floor dryer first, then arrest the old lady.
Bit long this one;
There was once a little boy
One day in his class they were looking at different fruit
The boy raised his arm to ask the teacher
"Yes" said the teacher
"Whatâs a strawberry" said the boy
The teacher was stunned âhow could you ask such a thingâ she cried and sent him straight to the headmaster
When the headmaster saw him sat outside he asked what he was doing
The boy replied âI was in class and I asked a question and the teacher sent me to youâ
âWhat was the questionâ asked the headmaster
"Whatâs a strawberry" said the boy
"Outrageous" cried the headmaster and the boy was sent home
When he got home the boy ran out to his father in the garden who asked why he was home
"Well" the boy replied âI asked my teacher a question she sent me to the headmaster and he sent me homeâ
âWhat was the questionâ asked the father
"Whatâs a strawberry"
âHow dare youâ cried the father âI will not have that language in my house leave at onceâ
The boy who by now was quite upset set of down the road until he passed a police man
Noticing the boys tears he asked what was wrong
"Well" the boy replied âI asked my teacher a question she sent me to the headmaster the headmaster sent me home where my dad sent me outâ
âWhat was the questionâ asked the policeman
"Whatâs a strawberry" said the boy
He was arrested on the spot
At trial the judged asked the boy why he was here
"Well" the boy replied âI asked my teacher a question she sent me to the headmaster the headmaster sent me home where my dad sent me out where I saw a policeman who sent me hereâ
âAnd what was the question asked the judgedâ a little annoyed at the pointlessness of the case
The boy looked down
"What was the question" repeated the judge
"Whatâs a strawberry" said the boy
"Unbelievable" cried the judge â10 years in jailâ
10 years later the boy was released and as he was leaving the jail he saw the policeman on the other side
He began to walk across the road then SPLAT
So the moral of the story is
Look both ways before you cross
Unless of course you want to be strawberry jam!!
Omg that took me way too long to type
I give that a ten/ten.
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