At the Shrink's Office

My wife came with me…

Wife: “Patrick has stopped doing the dishes and taking out the garbage!”

Me: “Cripes honey, this is Dr. Bourgon…NOT Dr. Phil!! And by the way, how am I supposed to save mankind when you keep nagging me about chores??”

My Doctor just put his face in the palm of his hands and said…

“I think we have a ways to go here”

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