At the grocery store

I was checking out in my usual spaztik way, and this checkout boy looked at me and said, "If you keep on I may have to escort you out of here. Other people were telling me that this guy didn’t matter. He was pretty much a private in the chain of command. I hope there isn’t anything sinister behind him.

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I can’t really go to the big grocery stores – too much of a spotlight effect

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I get that feeling too, but I can handle moderate interaction in grocery stores.

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They wanted me to leave a convenience store. They’re always ruining the soda. Either they had no cola syrup or tasted bad. The clerk said I was drinking them. I was dumping them out, because they were terrible.