Doctor can I have a brain transplantation so I will get better ?
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Back when I was with the psychiatrist who first diagnosed me with SZ I asked him if he had a big penis.
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It’s not funny, but “does love cure schizophrenia”, I used to think I was only schizophrenic because I felt unloved lol
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On the TV show Gilligan’s Island, why is it that the professor can turn a pinecone into a transmitter but can’t fix a hole in a boat?
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suup went straight above my head
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He told me if you show me yours I will show you mine. JOKE
I think as a professional and understanding my current psychotic state he appropriately did not give any reply or thought to it. He just ignored it and asked if I hear voices or something like that.
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Oh Ok…
I think size does not matter.
Look at the most populous countries. 
Hope he/she wasn’t an Indian pdoc.
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He looked like a porn star to me and was very hot looking with a sexy muscular body and his long hair tied up in a pony tail. My voices said he was acting the way he was with me because that is how people with big penises act. I was in a psychotic state where I thought all male confidence comes from having a big penis as the voices told me so.
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They had pinecones on the island? Were those the tropical variety pine trees, lol? The professor could turn a coconut into stuff.
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Ask drunk people
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
A friend used to ask a guy this and he’d be stumped
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Chris Tucker was once the highest paid actor in the world.
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