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Apart from mental illness, why are you single?

First, I was way too sick. Really.
Second, I had no opportunities. I don’t think my standards are too high, either.

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Hey happy belated Cake Day!! :smiley:

The reason I’m single is simple. I’m just such a sexy beast that women orgasm at the sight of me then faint.

LOL nah, in all seriousness I’m just really shy. Plus I don’t really get introduced to new people too often.

If I had a dating coach follow me around for a day he would probably annoy me like a little Jimminy Cricket.

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Thanks for catching me last time!

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LOL! Yeah I’m totally kidding about that part. I think I’m an okay looking chap though.

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You totally are!

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I gave up dating years ago, and I really don’t miss it, single by choice. I’m definitely not asexual; I miss sex sometimes, but I’m not one for casual sex, so I go without.

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You are funny :ok_hand:

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I’ve passed up a lot of women who had a lot going for them, mainly because I just couldn’t respond. Some of it was unrealistic expectations. They say, “Don’t settle. Get the best you can get.” These girls were probably the best I could have gotten. A lot of it is my alcoholism. I’ve always been a stone cold drunk. I’m five years sober now, but I will be 63 on New Year’s Day. As far as not getting a woman to marry me, it just didn’t work out. I’ve pretty well reconciled myself to living the rest of my life single. I’ve gotten to where I like my solitude. I don’t know if I could adjust to living with someone.

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I’m single by choice. Sometimes I miss being in a relationship but I came to the conclusion that I don’t have a normal life and probably wouldn’t make a good partner anymore. I’ve had opportunities present themselves but I didn’t go for it. I’ve been offered sex before too but I just didn’t feel like it.

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Lack of funds. I get sick of trying to explain that I’m on a disability pension. Usually a deal breaker that one at my age. Even if I was wealthy I probably wouldn’t change too much anyways. I like my life and I’m pretty content. Yeah some sex would be nice but it’s not something that is like a great concern. So. I guess it’s from lifestyle choice.

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Antisocial by genetics. Somehow, married twice, divorced twice, mostly on me. Really. Nowadays just sick of the whole game, too much BS, I’m in a very strong friend relationship. Works for me.

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Why thank you! :blush:

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‘Montmeister goes dancing
Across the floor
The crowd calls out
The girls want more!’

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I’ve already been married once. That was enough Hellish torture for me. I’ve never had the courage or will enough to do it again since. And that was 34 years ago. I mean legal marriage.

I’m perfectly happy by myself, living alone with myself.

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Even thought I would love a relationship, I kinda wonder if I could even have one. It’s been a very long time since I was in one, and I’m so used to living alone and getting to do things my way whenever I want them, that I don’t know if I could change that. Maybe I could be with someone if we didn’t live together.

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Like what @BadPandy said, I’m alone in apartment for 7 years, and except last year one young man I helped while he was homeless for a month, nobody came in.
Letting him crash for a month was the time I realized I won’t let anyone else walk in.
One woman came for I don’t know what, but as I told her Im in celibacy she left.
So again, if someone has theirs apartment its ok.

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Hang in there guys,

Haha!! J Bob!! You recognize my sexiness. :wink:

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