My poops are floating and not flushing. I don’t think it’s the toilet as I managed to flush a half eaten wrap ok.
mine are sinkers. try to eat some lead
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Perhaps Google floaters as in floating crap, not the eye problem…
I think you need less fat and more fiber, with that advice you can’t go wrong 
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Maybe you have salt water in your toilet?
You must be feeling “gassy”
@PinCushion, you’ve been waiting your entire life for this moment.
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They float when the fat content is higher. Fiber and protein should make them sink.
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I’ve come across a couple of women who were fixated on poop before. You might be able to find one yourself. It might be a match made in heaven.
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I think @JH85 and @Ninjastar have said enough.
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I think that means you’re eating too much fat.
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Hey good folks. I don’t think you’re being disgusting enough, put just a little bit more effort into it.
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Means you have high amount of fat in poop. Not digesting very well. Especially if they are very stinky.
i once watched a grown man trick another adult into eat a “smart pill”…
man a said " you know them goats is digging up smart pills"…
man b said "do what?..“
man a then said " yea just find a couple of those black pellets…there all around where the goats are…and youl instantly get smarter…“
so man b got him a hand full of them smart pills and ate them… and immediately yelled " that’s shite”…
I fell out of my chair and through laughter said " I guess those smart pills work you learned something already”…
was my most perfect random event joke ever…
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