Would you feed a duck eggs?
Isn’t cannibalism illegal to nature across all animal species?
Is it legal to give a duck cannabis?
Is spring coming ?
Why do you ask ?
Why is it that every time I wash my clothes I’m missing a sock? Why is it that I’m always missing 1 sock? Can only 1 sock escape per wash? How does the sock escape? Is there some type of sock wormhole? Do the socks have a conversation as to which one will escape? Why is it that the new sock always escapes? Why not the old sock with the hole in it?
In an alternate worlds are socks inverted?
Must we gloomily brush our teeth and French-wash our privates like crestfallen existential antiheroes in indie movies? Must we really?
If we French wash our privates do we Spanish wash our publics?