Annoying First World Problems

My phone is at 8 percent and my charger just died!!

giphy

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That’s a real problem alright. Especially if it’s night and the phone store has shut. Lol

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Whenever my packages are late my anus swells up to the size of a pencil tip.

:relieved:

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Good thing I carry a spare power pack.

Or three.

:grin:

Edit: I should mention that I can use any wireless charger in my home for my phone. That’s the advantage of not using a flip phone. LOL.

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Lol you and ur pencil tip anus. Mines about the size of a slugs antenna :grinning: lol.

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My packages are never late :wink:

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Yeah, they just have half the promised contents.

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Thats what the ladies at school called me

:sweat_smile::flushed::flushed::flushed:

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How did this thread dissolve into anus-size envy so quickly!

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Hehe you said anus. Hehehehehehehehehe :blush:

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Thats what they called me in college

:flushed::flushed::flushed:

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Really? Whys that.

Lol im just making ■■■■ up :sweat_smile:

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LOL!

We both need some prophylactics. :sunglasses:

@LevelJ1 Are you slipping your delivery drivers little 20$ bills? :joy:

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I know what you listened to.

:grin:

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Yeah i slipped em a little 20 dollar bill and they said “your gonna need a big bill boy”

So i ran real quick to the bank.

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I have an iPhone charger plugged into my cars cigarette lighter. How do people get along without one?

I found @Patrick’s phone.

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My Killer Klowns are hangin out in the trees
You never met such a heinous anus like me!

:sunglasses:

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