I like bananas. They’ll figure out something.
Banana trees walk
Fruit Loops are going extinct? Noooooooooooo.
Bananas smell like shite. They can go extinct for all I care
You need to appologize to the bananas mister. You must be a bitter melon

I like figs, I sincerely hope they never go extinct one day.
I ate an old, overripe banana today. I don’t feel well, I feel like I’m going extinct.
D: … you could have made banana bread!
I don’t mind bananas but my favorite fruit are blueberries.
I just went to the store to buy some stuff.
I saw some people by the fruit section who could have been of Panamanian decent.
Freaked me out, so I just left.
There is an overripe banana in a shoe in the backseat of my car. Life with teenagers. I have learned its better not to ask why but to ask it to disappear. 
Yeah, I could have. I would have made some lemonade to go with it but life didn’t give me any lemons.
Well, if they were so decent you should have talked to them.
That reminds me. I got to get my banana Hammack ready for summer.
I read long ago that blueberries burn more calories than they contain. So do tomatoes.
When my daughter was in elementary and middle school she used to bark like a dog. I mean we’d be in the grocery store and she’d start barking. People would start looking for a dog. She’s in college now. She’s fine. Thank God.
She doesn’t bark anymore.
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