What was the most funny/weird/crazy thing you ever told a psychiatrist ?
The stuff I have said are too freakin embarrassing to post here =(
Once I had an Asian doctor and I scolded him for sending me secret messages through the car radio ;(
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Are you a furry?
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Whatâs a furry? Never mind, I just Googled it.
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When I was 19 I told my first therapist that I wanted to have sex with her, lol. Gimmee a break people, she was just so cute and so young and so nice.
She was so sweet. I saw her for about 4 to 6 months but I always came into her office cheery and talkative. I never told her what was really going on with me, I just chatted about baseball or some other stupid things. I remember after 6 months a meeting was held with my therapist, my parents, me and the head psychiatrist at the clinic. After we talked for 10 minutes the psychiatrist told my parents that I needed to be put in my first psyche ward. When he said that my therapist started crying. I was such a good actor that she had no idea that I was really, really, sick. I think she felt it was all her fault. I donât blame her for my hospitalization at all. It would have happened eventually no matter who I was seeing. She felt really, really, bad for me. She was always nice to me and now that I think about it, I think she really liked me.
Itâs only been 37 years since Iâve seen her. Maybe, Iâll look her up and tell her the offer still stands.
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Same I donât let my psychiatrist have all the info cuz itâs embarrassing
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In the mental institute I told the staff who were messing with me that they were jews and trying to entrap me in socialism, then my handicapped roommate started exposing himself to me because I supported donald trump and I thought I was going to have to beat him up, but they ended up drugging him out of his mind and putting him in a diaper. They refused to transfer me to another room. They put me in the handicapped room as punishment because I met a girl I liked and went in her room by 3 inches.
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I googled it too and still dont get it very well 
I told a trainee nurse her shirt 
was unhygienic as it could only be washed at 40degC and we had had d&v on the ward. So no visitors⌠Anyway apparently she said she washed it at 60, not that I believed herâŚ
I freaking choked on what I was eating⌠Thatâs just gold. It sounds like she did really like you, especially considering she cried about your first hospitalization. I canât imagine many therapists taking that very well. She sounds really nice indeed⌠Rare.
My memory isnât the best, and I never admitted a good deal to the few psychologists I did see, but I vaguely remember telling the last one that upon my death, I was going to merge and become one with the main demon in my head, and purge Earth of all life â humans, plants, animals, everything. Just burn it all to dust. Probably the âcraziestâ thing I ever admitted, but certainly never thought.
I more clearly remember âhimâ possessing me one time, and speaking through me, though not quite sure what he said. I guess my psychologist told my dad that most typical professionals wouldâve Baker Acted me for some of the stuff I did and said. Good thing I wasnât seeing anyone who wouldâve. Hospitals and I have a tendency to clash. Iâm still not sure why he himself didnât. He was alternative, so⌠maybe that has something to do with it. He didnât even believe in medication.
In group therapy there was a nurse who had the unfortunate habit of picking her nose and eating it even in groups. We were having group one day and she was going at it I thought I would be helpful and I blurted out in front of ten people, âYou know, people would like you better if you didnât pick your nose and eat itâ. Everybody heard it but no one blinked and everybody pretended that nothing had happened. I chuckle to myself about this when I think about it every now and then.
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I guess I should really be glad that I only talk to myself =) It could be ALOT worse
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I havenât really said anything that I havenât said on here. Probably the craziest thing I said was that I think I am God in the real world and that what I am in right now is the fake world where everyone is acting and I am being studied. He never argued with me. He said that he could not definitively say that I was speaking an untruth because that was impossible but he did say that he was not âconsciouslyâ aware of being an actor in any fake reality. He was always very respectful and kind.
He is gone now. I miss him.