All kings should be 7 footers

so says i. they are famous around the village by nature, people look at them and stare. all kings should be 7 footers, all others don’t measure up. i will keep being reborn on earth until im 7 foot and king of america haha.

after i’ve done my duty i will gladly go to heaven.

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You’d have to be reborn as George Washington and during that critical moment where the newly formed government offered you the kingship, not turn it down, like he did.

But the US is so much better off for it not being a monarchy.

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Makes it hard to find a tux that will fit you.

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Yeah, that’s a good idea. If the king gig doesn’t work out you could always fall back on being a starting forward for the New York Knicks.

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All kings should be able to dunk a basketball @77nick77 I totally am on board with that!

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Percentage of 7 footers in world population…0.000038%.

I think there’s probably more millionaires for sure…So kings are really small.

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