A Poem: Prettier

O friend that liked me in college,
If you had been prettier,
I could have made your
Life a misery too.

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after an incident in college, I dropped out

I thought you finished your bachelor degree in some type of mathematics, linear algebra or something, right?

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“no one has ever said that” (w/epic accent)

lol lol but yeah, I’ve never said that.

I actually watched this ted talk a while ago and was like “nope, still gonna watch it”! No but seriously at the time I was on ssri’s so i couldn’t get it up. maybe ssris should be prescribed to help quit your porn habit. then you’ll be the perfect guy for the girl, no unrealistic expectations from porn and you can last for several hours. SSRis could be the new sex drug, what was it before MDMA/molly?