This is dedicated to my wife. It’s not finished, but any feedback would help.
I love you more than pizza. Isn’t that kinda neat-za?
Your teeth are like a white picket fence and your behind is really dense.
Your eyes are like two green beach balls. No wait, those are your boobs!
Ahem, your eyes are like sparkling wine bottle caps. Even when we get into angry flaps.
Your toes are like simmering sausages in the frying pan when you sun bathe.
(Okay, this is where I need help. I can’t think of anything that rhymes with ‘bathe’. Any help would be appreciated!)