I might write a book,
It would be a fascinating read,
But nobody would buy it,
Fortunate, as fame scares me.
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May I read it for free then?
I won’t tell a soul 
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Are you sure? You might find yourself in a courtroom giving classic lines like: “Why would I lop off my fingers at a age of 50?`” (Johnny Depp quote)
It wouldn’t surprise me if they make a movie about the trial.
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Good one , everhopeful.
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No poets words ,or written verse, for the dumbest of men, for when we talk, a foot comes out and kicks us in the chin. Poem by me
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The parts of the autobiography I lack is the happy ending, sex, a real relationship, spouse, kids, a good job, and stories of driving around. Otherwise it’s all there.
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