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A pirate walks into a bar

And the bartender says, Do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your groin?

The pirate says, Arrrrr! I know. It’s driving me nuts!

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It could have been a race car driver or a taxi driver too!

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A guy walks into a psychiatrists office dressed in nothing but cellophane wrap. The doctor tells him, “I can clearly see your nuts.”

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That’s a good one.

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A blind man walks into a bar…

:astonished:

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I watched a Pirate movie once…it was rated Ahrrrr!

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@Sunlion Good one! I’m sending this to my brother, an Uber driver!

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