A joke to brighten your day

He was caught unawares in his unawares.

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Q: How do you make antifreeze?

A: Hide her nightgown.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

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Ps no deers were harmed in the making of these jokes

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Q: What do you call a guy hanging on a wall with no arms and no legs?

A: Art

Q: What do you call a guy in a swimming pool with no arms and no legs?

A: Bob

Q: How can you tell the difference between a Snowman and a Snow woman?

A: Snowballs.

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Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains

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