A Hard Learned Lesson For Johnny

Dad: Johnny you were a bad boy today. You put laxatives in the cattle feed causing much distress for the hired help and hurting our potential inventory. So I made you shovel it while the hired help sat in the hammocks and drank lemonade and yelled at you. So what did you learn?
Johnny: Not to do that any more. I also learned to study in school so I can go to college and be something where I won’t have to do that again.
Dad: What else did you learn?
Johnny: To not get caught.
Dad: Exactly. You left a trail to your guilt too obvious. You also told too many people you did it. Why the hired help could be doing it if you didn’t talk too much.
Johnny: Sorry Dad.
Dad: OK son. I’ll buy you ice cream after you clean off in the shower big time. You smell quite awful. I would have punished you worse but I didn’t want to hurt your self esteem.
Son: I’m so grateful. It’s important to have your self-esteem.
(This has been BS Theater.)

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Lol that’s awesome

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