A funny Santa Claus story

Here where I am, at Christmas some people sell their Santa Claus services and visit people’s houses to give gifts and presents. Once there was one Santa Claus who went to one house after drinking some liquor, and after distributing presents that were under the Christmas tree, he wanted children to come and sit on his lap while listening Christmas music. But no children wanted to do this, because this Santa Claus smelled so terrible after his liquor drinking. Children were afraid of this Santa Claus.



This is my kind of santa :beers:

do you know why santa has a beard?

someone asked santa why he had a huge beard and he said ‘if you had what i had you would have a long beard as well’ and he said and whats that, santa replied

‘no razor blades’ haha

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