John: I took voicesbegone and my schizophrenia is over. Read my book to see what I did.
(5 years later the voices came back)
Mary: I lost 150 pounds on the thinner me diet. Buy my book and read all about it.
(5 years later she gained it all back and gained more than that)
Thomas: I raised my kids in the ghetto with my discipline approach and they all graduated Ivy League schools. Buy my book to see my technique.
(5 years later 2 of them are in prison. Another burned out of her job and is back in the ghetto. However the 4th one is doing well in life.)
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(5 years later he’s in a nursing home.)
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I wonder if we can turn the poems around into positive expressions instead of self-deprecation. Seems rather hopeless.
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