(_)*(-) Has Anyone Ever Thot They Had Cancer (_)*(-)

Health and Recovery
#1

As One Who Has a Strong Sense of Paranoia Sometimes , e(Y)e have Found Myself Wondering What’s Going On With My Bodie … ,

One T(Y)me My Throat as e(Y)e Would Swallow , Would Clip … ,

BOOMSHAKALAKA (!!!) , Throat Cancer … ,

One T(Y)me As e(Y)e Awoke From a Tender Deep Slumber , e(Y)e Felt Pain in and Underneath My Nipple … ,

BOOMSHAKALAKA (!!!) , Male Breast Cancer … ,

One T(Y)me e(Y)e Felt a Mini Lump Under My Tongue … ,

BOOMSHAKALAKA (!!!) , Tongue Cancer … ,

One T(Y)me As e(Y)e Would Put On Boxers e(Y)e Felt Pain In a Testicle … ,

BOOMSHAKALAKA (!!!) , Testicular Cancer … ,

and Tha List Doesn’t Really Go On … ,

Long Scary Boring Story Short ,

e(Y)e Went to a Doctor and Said Something Such as ,

" I think I have throat cancer " … ,

He Said ,

" Open your mouth and say ahhh " … ,

e(Y)e D(Y)D and He Then Said … ,

" not to worry " … ,

e(Y)e as Frightened As a Scared Squirrel Said Thus ,

" I think it’s throat cancer ! " … ,

He Stepped Closer and Angrily Said … THUS (!!!) ,

" NOT TO WORRY ! " … ,

Two-ish Days Later tha Clipping Slowly Disappeared … ,

N e Hoo Dear Reader ,

e(Y)e Am Healthy and Feel Pretty Good ,

e(Y)e Am Taking My Schizophrenia Meds , EVERY DAY , Morning Noon and Night , and Am Doing and Dancing Very Well … ,

So Please Be Safe and Have Fun … ,

and TRY TO NAUGHT WORRI … ,

So Please Share Your Fun Survivor Stories (!!!)

#2

Ya’know ,

In a Parallel Universe My Heart is Naught Evn Beating Right Now … ,

Well Ya’know What They Say … ,

" Yes Sir , Sir Psycho Sexy !" … … .

#3

( Part 3 ) ,

Here Ye , Here Ye (!!!) ,

e(Y)e Have a Genie in a Lamp For You (!!!) ,

So You Would L(Y)Ke to Live Faithfully but Don’t Know How (???) ,

All Ya Gotta Do is Be Yourself (!!!) ,

BE YOU (!!!) ,

Ok It Goes Further Then That ,

Get Ready to Go Down INTO Tha Rabbit Hole (!!!) ,

Do You See Thus (???) ,

Well Let’s jus Say , Thus Is Thee Ending of Your Rabbit Hole Adventure but ALSO Tha New NEW Start (!!!) ,

Ok So It Goes L(Y)Ke Thus … ,

1.) Individuality
2.) Creativity
3.) Hope
4.) Love
&
5.) Peace

Yes , Now Lift Up and Look At Your Right Hand … ,

You Have Onli jus Begun (!!!) ,

Cancer Thus , Cancer That , BLAH BLAH BLAH … ,

Ok ,

So ,

Allow Your Arm and Hand to Rest … ,

Now Lift Up Your Left Hand … ,

1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
&
5.)

Oh YES (!!!) ,

Here Ye Here Ye (!!!) ,

Tha Genie Has Already Begun Tha Tricks ,

You ARE Safe (!!!) ,

Now Look At Your Fingas … ,

Now Lissen to Your Thots … ,

You Have a New River to Cross , and Tha T(Y)me is Now to Build THAT Bridge (!!!) ,

Ten and Ten , Which Will Lead You Back to THAT Picture Once Again (!!!) ,

So Enjoi Your Mornings and Nites ,

It’s T(Y)me to Heal (!!!) ,

BLAH BLAH BLAH … ,

Individuality (!!!) ,

Creativity (!!!) ,

Hope (!!!) ,

Love (!!!) ,

&

Peace (!!!) ,

Tha Genie Will Arrive One Day PERHAPS , but Keep That Left Hand in Your Pocket , laLAla , laLAla , laLAla (!!!) ,

Ok me and Tha Genie Got More Work to Do … ,

(BRB) … … …

#4

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#5

Patience @erratica Patience ,

Ok ,

Now MY Personal Palm is Working on 5 More … ,

e(Y)e Have So Far ,

Strength (!!!) ,

&

Honesty (!!!) ,

STILL Got More Work to Do … ,

Altho e(Y)e’m Ready For a Vacation , Naught With tha GRIM REAPER SIlly , but With Something to Munch On , Instead of Pizza (!!!) … ,

N e Hoo ,

God is L.O.V.E. . … .

#6

I too have pervasive thoughts of cancer, various kinds

#7

Dissect tha Words Young One … … … ,

Bhuddah Sayd So (!!!) … ,

( In a fun way of course ) … … …

#8

Not so much with me. They were sending me to see an oncologist once every few months for a while. I would go there, they would take blood, and then they would send me home. I finally asked them if there was any reason they were sending me to an oncologist, and they quit sending me there. I don’t have excessive fear of cancer. There are a couple of little bumps on my neck at the base of my skull, but they are probably over active glands and not cancer. To tell you the truth, I almost wish I did have terminal cancer.

#9

Lissen Suicide is Naught thee Answer … … … ,

and Perhaps Grow Up Some .

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#10

e(Y)e Have 4 Billion (by) (tha) (way)… … … (!) … … … (!) … … …

#11

and Remember Thus Yo Yo’s … ,

God is L.O.V.E.

e(Y)e am Naught.

#12

I once thought I had dementia or a brain tumor. But it was because I had a significant personality change when i took a new drug and my father had died of both lung cancer and suffered dementia a year and a half before I thought i had it. It was all a delusion and I’m glad I’m over it.