You know when

You just know that a days going to be a dreadful day?

Voices have been effin dreadful, as well as my mind.

Anybody know any good jokes? Other than my life!

What flavor of bagel makes the best aircraft?

Plain!

Sorry you’re having a terrible day. I hope it gets better soon.

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If you’re feeling brave, you could watch some Bill Hicks.

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What did the Bhudist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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I’m not able to listen to music or watch videos without my voices screaming at me, saying that I’m stopping them from thinking :confused:

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Do you like math jokes?

Go for it :smile_cat:

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I’ll watch it when the voices are hopefully quietened down

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Tiredout your gorgeous where u from?

what do you call a crushed angle?

What?! 151515151

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The U.K. Pal! You?

A rectangle!
1515

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What do you say if you see an empty parrot cage?

OK, here’s a joke:

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

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It’s a sad day when not even jokes can cheer me up :frowning: although that was a good one!

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My favourite joke by far is too rude.

I got nothing today :sob:

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I double dare ya

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh…

A fish swims into a concrete wall and says Damn!

Two TV aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was nothing special but the reception was great.

Donald Duck got his medical degree and became a psychiatrist, but I’ve heard he was a quack.

I like that bad ones, that’s probably obvious by now :wink:

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