this ideal man thread is the funniest thread ever. I’m bookmarking it. lol lol
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The jelly pail in the back seat is kind of partial to them, though.
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I don’t understand pan’s analogy…
I could google… but everything becomes less funny when I google…
one day, I will.
I don’t think googling would help you at all in this case. Just think back to the last time a jar of Smuckers called you in the middle of the night because it needed to catch a plane.
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My ideal mate would have the same sense of humor and the same sense of values, and never feel the need to stab me in the back while sleeping.
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I agree. I’d prefer to not be murdered while sleeping, it’s just this thing i have 
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Four ideal men right here.
One bangs, one strums, one wails, and one plucks.
And with that much banging, strumming, wailing, and plucking any person should be satisfied for quite some time.
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