I’m going to lose weight
Yes I am
The food industry will help me with the plan
Hey this is great
Those donuts have no trans fat
The pizza has no gluten
There’s chocolate bars, and shakes in the nutrition isle
This won’t be as hard as I thought
The potatoes have olive oil and sea salt
That’s good isn’t it?
This diet plan is totally with it
Those potato chips have no preservatives
The candy has glucose syrup
Glucose is what you need isn’t it?
This diet will be a breeze
The bread is whole grain
That 3 grams of sugar per slice must be a typo
This soda is made of natural ingredients
The food industry is so nice
Now I’m at the check out counter and I’m happy
My weight will be going down soon
Wait a minute though
When I get home
I starting binging like before
Well it’s been a week and I am shocked
The scales most be broken
I’ve gained a lot
I went to the doctor
And now I have an insulin needle
That I have to keep around
What in the World happened?
The food industry would never lie
Would they?
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