Say anything here

A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, don’t you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a
A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, don’t you know about the bird
Well, everybody’s talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, bird
Surfin’ bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don’t you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow…

How on earth did my parents got off on the idea that my generation don’t know how to write lyrics by the last three I posted. Those being their generation that is . Something else to bring up to my tdoc I guess.

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Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I’d like to shake his hand
He made my baby
Fall in love with me (yeah!!)

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I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I’m crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’ joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I’m crying, I’m crying
I’m crying, I’m crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’ joob

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[Connie:] Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb. Kookie, Kookie?
[Edward:] Well now, let’s take it from the top & grab some wheels
& on the way we’ll talk about some cuckoo deals.
[Connie:] But Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb. Kookie, Kookie?
[Edward:] Now you’re on the way, miss, & I’m readin’ you just fine.
Don’t cut out of here till we get on Cloud 9.
[Connie:] But Kookie, Kookie?
[Edward:] I’ve got smog in my noggin ever since you made the scene
[Connie:] You’re the utmost!
[Edward:] If you ever tool me out…dead, I’m the saddest, like a brain
[Connie:] The very utmost. Kookie, lend me your comb. Kookie, Kookie?
[Edward:] Man, I got my bruise lighters in my flapsy-colored pen
You’re gonna send me to that planet called…you know it, baby, the end!
[Sax solo]
[Connie:] Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb. Kookie, Kookie?
[Edward:] If you ever cut out, you might be a stray cat
‘Cause when I’m flyin’ solo, nowhere’s we’re on that!
[Connie:] Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb. Kookie, Kookie?
[Edward:] What’s with this comb caper, baby? Why do you wanna latch up with my comb?
[Connie:] I just want you to stop combing your hair…& kiss me. You’re the maximum utmost.
[Edward:] Well, I beans & I dreams goin’, I’m movin’ right now
'Cause that’s the kind of scene that I dig…baby, you’re the ginchiest!

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(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t
look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, Boogity, Boogity
There he goes, Boogity, Boogity
And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Boogity, Boogity
Fastest thing on two feet
Boogity, Boogity
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin’ give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at tha
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we’re here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I’s just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin’ around the grease rack there, didn’t
have nothin’ on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin’
her a cold drink. I hollered, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too
late. She’d already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain’t crude, Boogity, Boogity
He ain’t lewd, Boogity, Boogity
He’s just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Boogity, Boogity
He likes to turn the other cheek
Boogity, Boogity
He’s always makin’ the news
Wearin’ just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I’s just goin’ down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court. Didn’t have on nothing but his PF’s.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
at Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d
already got a free shot. Grandstandin’, right there in front of the
home team.

(Chorus) (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
Boogity, Boogity Who’s that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Boogity, Boogity What do you think you’re
He’s just as proud as he can be doin’? You git your
Of his anatomy clothes on!
He’s gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin’?
Boogity, Boogity Ethel, you shameless
He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn’t so,
Boogity, Boogity Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique


e name game!
Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!
Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!
Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody’s name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn’t there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme
Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!
But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B’s Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary.
Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme
Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let’s do Billy!
Very good, let’s do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game

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Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh
Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
the lion sleeps tonight

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

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I’ve been up since 3am beware Bwahahaha. Iz thinz Iz be slightly manic…

Tank you come again.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn’t met me yet.
I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
~ C.G. Jung

It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
~ Abraham Maslow ~

The only normal people are the ones you do not know very well.
~ Alfred Adler ~

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they’re alive and human.
~ Albert Ellis ~

The story of the human race is the story of men and women selling themselves short.
~ Abraham Maslow ~

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Although the voices aren’t real, they have some pretty good ideas

Obey the crazy Penguins!

My mind is open BY APPOINTMENT ONLY

Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes

Your only jealous because the voices only talk to me

One by one the squirrels steal my sanity

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there

I used to have a handle on life but it broke

I’m not antisocial I just don’t like people.

Gone crazy back soon

I lost my mind! I think my kids took it!

I have always been crazy but it keeps me from going insane

If you ain’t got no mind - it don’t matter!

I used to care but now I take a pill for that

Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, others have no imagination whatsoever!

Of course I’m out of my mind it’s dark and scary there

I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering

Uniquely Maladjusted BUT FUN!

I’m not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Insanity runs in my family it practically gallops

Reality is a nice place but wouldn’t want to live there

I’m not only weird, I’m gifted too!

I tried being normal once, I didn’t like it!

Dangerously Under-Medicated!

Madness takes it’s toll please have exact change

Sanity is nice but I wouldn’t want to live there!

People think I’m insane I’m really just bored

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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Some people have ‘ah ha’ moments, I have ‘ah-s*@#’ moments…
It’s never too late…until it’s too late.

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I’m bored! I’ve cleaned the house, paid all the bills, Done the weekly shopping. Paper works all done and only like 10.30am. Why can’t I have this energy all the time?

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Where in the world are you? It’s 9:52pm here in Minnesota.

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I be in a magical land. Where winter is your summer. Night is your day and the water goes down the toilet in the opposite direction…That’s where.

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Not funnnnnnnny! That’s depressing your in winter right now.

Not for me it’s not. Hate the summer here.

Clearly we don’t get along. Buh-bye

You can read this wonderful interaction and other such stories In Dreamscape’s new book “How to make friends and influence people.”

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All children left unattended will be towed away at owner’s expense.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail

It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Don’t wait for light to appear at the end of the tunnel. Stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Whenever I fill in the forms in a case of accident I put in call a doctor, what the hell is my mother going to do.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

The shin bone is a device for finding future in a dark room. .

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling.

The road to success is always under construction.

Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery.

Aaare you a chick?.where e you at?
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roflmaoqwerty no!

Meaning of life
Living with meaning
Living with reason
Reason of living
The meaning of life