Return of the jedi food

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why is it when i eat no matter how careful i am…food finds itself down the front of my hoodie !?! :man:
is it ;

  1. bad eye co-ordination :heart_eyes:
  2. i am grotty
  3. the spaces in my fork are too wide :fork_and_knife:
  4. mrs. sith is using her dark powers to sabotage me…for a joke :woman:
  5. it is specially manufactured ’ jedi ’ food.

i am going for number 5…damn those jedi scum and their sneaky food !?!
take care :alien:

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My family used to say quite loudly “what’s the matter, you got a hole in your chin?” when food missed it’s mark.
Another saying from my dad was “How could you have missed something so big?”

Just be thankful your not a woman, the “food shelf” is fair game for laughter aparently.

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somedays it is like a messy waterfall !?!
take care :alien:

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I like to say I’m just saving it for snacks later on.

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I thought this post was about eating ewoks haha

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This reminded me of eating those tasty space food sticks back in the late 60’s.

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What foods do you eat to maximize your sith’ness, if food has a role to play?

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This classic you tube video undoubtedly shows how much life can be improved if we take care of dropping food.

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sounds like me after a coffee…!?! :blush:
take care :alien:

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ironically vegetarian food…we leave the killing to battle :imp:
take care :alien:
@brucewillis…my pet ewok now needs a new pair of pants !?!

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I have an alibi. I swear.

(And, yes, I did put “Jedi” down as my religion on my census form, so there.)

10-96

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i AM a woman. and am quite large “up there” so yeah. neck lined shirts are a must for me ! teeheeeee

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You mean you’ve got big boobs right?

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I swear, when a girl gets me, I’ll go vegeterian again, as to push the sith agenda of compassionate living. But until then I will eat my dead.

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Are you using a red fork or a green fork or a blue fork? (star wars joke)

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Big breasts are cool.

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LOL eat your dead! haha JUST DO IT!

[quote=“everhopeful, post:15, topic:24783, full:true”]
Are you using a red fork or a green fork or a blue fork? (star wars joke)
[/quote] i think i remember that line. brother’s name is Lucas after Luke Skywalker. but i despise the movie, as the youngest, and one of the only girls and born in the 80s. i like the episode with the ewalks the best~

Big boobies are an attractive. but annoying! LOL