Lets make fake drug names

Yes, I am bored.

Bactal :tm:
Phuktal :tm:
Gilify :tm:
Puptis :tm:
Qwilifis :tm:
Ballsaq :tm:

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For diarrhea…FIRMATEEN

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For constipation…ANALSWOOSH.

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For sexual issues… BANGALIN®

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And then there’s also FUXETIN®.
:smiley_cat:

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an Ed drug that has the side effects of a heart attack, dieagra

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an Ed drug known to cause blindness, dontseealis

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like prescription desoxyn for ADD aka generic name methamphetamine hydrochloride?

Why did my last post get flagged? It’s just an old off-colour joke. Where’s everybody’s sense of humour these days??

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For social anxiety and panic disorder – Growacet

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For end of life palliative care-- Fukitol

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Major depressive disorder. Vagisil XR

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The Medication I’m on should be called manaboobshrinktestysis lol sounds more like a diagnoses

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For dry skin

FLAYKEE

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Good grief.
Sz in general = “suxitall”

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For schizophrenia FATUARE®

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“SLEPALDAI”

side effects include never leaving bed.

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.,.,.,.,.,never mind…

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FunkyFeet for athletes feet relief

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get down on it…

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