I was looking at my life and i have numerous regrets.
I was never able to acquire a penguin with emotional problems that would aggresively run in the room and bite everyone.
I couldn’t make bank by flying a kite out of my ass like margera.
No zip line in my living room going to the lower levels.
I never ran up behind one of my drunk roommates and popped him in his ass with a paintball gun as he tried to make eggs.
No whale sightings while kayaking the ocean.
Never invented a satisfying alcoholic beverage.
And of course i still dream about my dildo emporium as well, big regret not being known as the dildo king.
So many regrets in my life.
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you really amuse me with your posts @pansdisease you should be a speaker.
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Ahaha…
Wow… well then…
All I can say I guess is… my condolences.
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I’ve always wanted to have a ranch and raise long haired Angora goats. There’s a federal farm subsidy where the government buys all the wool and I would just count the money
I regret not being the Mother Fucking QUEEN of all things Earth!!!
It just never happened. Oh well…
But as a participation trophy I get to be bat sh*it crazy and I get to be on here 
I regret:
Having gotten married
Having had a baby
Having gone to cosmetology school
Having gone to nursing school
Not having joined the Air Force at 18 years old
Telling my son not to join the Navy
Making my son go into a group home