I have called this council, addressing the elders of the Forum. There has been a dispute between me and a top ranking Apostle of the One Potato: we cannot agree upon the identity of the Antipotato.
I say that it’s French Fries, basking in the pride of its own grease, outwardly projecting itself as a shepherd while inside being a ravenous wolf.
I now call for Objections!!!
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NAY! The true antipotato is the Idaho Blue, with its purple hues and subpar chips!
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Absurd! It is written: “Many will speak out against the Purple One in vain, for it is not the antipotato. The one we call antipotato will inject its fat into the hearts of the people. Take heed against deceivers!” -Darius 2:5
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And, “a deceiver will come silently in the night, like a star. Her words will woo the people, but take heed: she is not from the One Potato”.
In this Scripture is it plainly written that @Ninjastar is deceiving the faithful!
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Followers! Heed not the lies and hate spewed against the french fry. The french fry is golden and pure, and incapable of evil.
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@Moonbeam have you any objections?!
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What of the pious hash brown?
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Thank you, wise @anon20613941 for pointing out that the hash brown is noble, despite being filled with grease.
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Pope @SzAdmin, what have you to say?
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For shame, @nomad! You shall not summon our leader for such trivial matters! He is busy categorizing potato chips by level of righteousness.
See?! Look how happy they are! Such pure, innocent faces!
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