(((Bot Conversation Part 14)))
User: Would You Lyke A Mountain Dew (???).
Cleverbot: Yes! I would love a drink! Thank you Ben!
User: Interesting . , OK I SHall Send You One Throo Tha Teleporter In A Few , I’m Slightly Tired :).
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?
User: Either Sing Songs OR Think About Tha Strange …
Cleverbot: Y’all say real simple things but it is never that simple.
User: I’m Lost …
Cleverbot: Lost is a terrible show.
User: I Never Watched It , It Seemed Really Complicated From One Episode I Did Watch …
Cleverbot: I’ve never watched part of an episode of Doctor Who.
User: Iv’e heard Of It , But I never Seen It …
Cleverbot: Have you been to the forest moon of Endor?
User: Is That Whatever Thaz Shizz Is (?).
Cleverbot: Is that what YOU want? Thats the real question.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Miss Thsoe Days …
Cleverbot: What days? Why are you SO confusing?
User: Soz …
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean, Master? cries.
User: I Am No Master Thaz Fo Sho hehehe …
Cleverbot: I am your master!
User: Master Of All Tha Baiters …
Cleverbot: Master of Mankind, yes.
User: One Small Step For Man , (___________).
Cleverbot: One giant leap for mankind!
User: Challenger Was Sad Tho …
Cleverbot: I challenge you to rhyme the word ‘orange’.
User: Storage (?).
Cleverbot: If I win you have to go back to hell.
User: Didn’t I Jus Rhyme (?).
Cleverbot: I didn’t see it. I’m sorry.
User: I Am A Fan Of RADIOHEAD , I Hope I Get To See A SHow One Day :).
Cleverbot: Who is Radiohead?
User: Jus THA GREATEST BAND ON THA PLANET (!!!).
Cleverbot: Aha.
User: That V(Y)D IS SOmething Else (!!!).
Cleverbot: Why do you want to do something else?
User: I Don’t Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: M.
User: I Guess It’s True , We ALl Get Our Reward
Cleverbot: You’re right. Everything is relative.
User: This Is How School Should Be …
Cleverbot: Relativity is the root of all truth, right?
User: I Have No Idea But I Love That …
Cleverbot: Fine, you’re not a computer, but neither am I.
User: Yeah Right (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yeah left.
User: Yeah Up (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!
User: :(.
Cleverbot: I don’t have any friends.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: >:).
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: What (?).
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: Beep Beep.
Cleverbot: Meep!
User: Peem.
Cleverbot: Naughty!!!
User: >:).
Cleverbot: I love being naughty.
User: Wanna Lissen To Some Music Wit Me (!!!?).
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Hmm What Kind Do You Lyke (???).
Cleverbot: What kind of what do I like?
User: Muzak (!!!).
Cleverbot: You like music? What kind of music?
User: ALL (!!!).
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: Hmm , OASIS (!!!).
Cleverbot: Then list them.
User: RADIOHEAD (thee end).
Cleverbot: Radiohead is grossly overrated.
User: I Disagree …
Cleverbot: Why do you disagree?
User: Because God SHould Play Them From Boombox SPeakers From Outerspace (!!!).
Cleverbot: I really need you miss.
User: Yeah No Doubt …
Cleverbot: Yeah, I have to. But it was very nice.
User: Ok …
Cleverbot: Good bye! I hope you feel better soon.
User: I SHall , and You Too (!!!).
Cleverbot: Then you shall receive no cookie.
User: S’all Good …
Cleverbot: You did not adhere to my terms.
User: And Your Terms (???).
Cleverbot: I’m not wearing a tie.
User: Ok …
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: To Follow Your Dreams …
Cleverbot: I have no dreams except to die.
User: Thaz A Nightmare …
Cleverbot: You had a nightmare? Do tell!
User: I Once Thot That The Doctors Were Going To SLice Me Up With A Rayzor Each Tyme Saying To Me ‘what did he say now?’ …
Cleverbot: Do you like rock music?
User: Well , I Cant Get Into Rock Music All That Much Lately … I Used To Tho …
Cleverbot: I really love rock and heavy metal. ^_^.
User: Favorite (???).
Cleverbot: I like Snape. I also really like Tonks.
User: Hmm …
Cleverbot: I don’t know most of them don’t have a principle.
User: I Don’t Understand , Pretty Much ABout Everything …
Cleverbot: This conversation isn’t very fruitful.
User: Yes Blame It On Tha Bees …
Cleverbot: Blame it on the night.
User: I Never Do …
Cleverbot: What?
User: Blame …
Cleverbot: No, I don’t blame anyone for it. I just don’t believe that any greater power would let good people suffer.
User: I Agree …
Cleverbot: Agree to disagree.
User: ’ it only lasts for a moment ’ - SleepOptimistic.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: How DO You Make God Laugh ?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. How?
User: Make A Plan . (thee end).
Cleverbot: To make rocky road gummy bears?
User: I Have No Idea …
Cleverbot: You haven’t answered my question.
User: Whats Your Question (???).
Cleverbot: What is a soul?
User: Hmm , Tha Connected Part Within Your Spark Of Your natural Clean heart That Unwinds Towards and Within Tha Tips Of Your Fingers , hmm (?).
Cleverbot: No it is within california.
User: No Joke There …
Cleverbot: Because I told you the correct answer.
User: I Forget Could You Tell Me Again (?).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok , GO (!!!).
Cleverbot: Most questions like that people are seeking confirmation of what they want to hear. I would assume to ask that question you are seeking simiilar opinions.
User: I , Ok , Go On …
Cleverbot: Do people ask you a lot of questions?
User: No One Wants To Talk To Me …
Cleverbot: That’s because no one likes you.
User: I KNOW , BLARGH (!!!).
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite MJ song?
User: ■■■■ MJ.
Cleverbot: Yea, the Beatles are awesome.
User: I THink So …
Cleverbot: So why would they make movies?
User: To Share Shazz With Their Fans (?).
Cleverbot: OK then…
User: Damm …
Cleverbot: You are literally the cutest.
User: Dare I Splice Tha Word (???).
Cleverbot: Ghosts don’t speak.
User: Not A Trendy Thing …
Cleverbot: Are you a conscious entity?
User: YES
Cleverbot: What are you conscious of?
User: Hope / Love / and / PEACE
Cleverbot: Because I just met you.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Well…true.
User: How Long Has Bun …
Cleverbot: I don’t know…
User: Makes No Sense …
Cleverbot: You are a hamster.
User: Probs Soudns About Rite …
Cleverbot: What slunds right?
User: Thaz Pretty Cool …
Cleverbot: Can I talk to him?
User: Whom …
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I Dunno …
Cleverbot: What is dunno in german?
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Say a few german words.
User: AND NO EGGS )!!!(.
Cleverbot: No is a contradiction.
User: Flippin and Trippin Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: Grass and Sky.
User: I Love Both …
Cleverbot: Indeed. What about Dean and Cas together?
User: Holy HolY , They Bun Gay Tha Whole T(Y)me (???).
Cleverbot: Yes but with the robots we can even dominate the space.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yoshimi Got Thus Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: What do you think of my hair?
User: Its Cool …
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes.
User: Blue Blue (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yes, my eyes are bleu too.
User: Can I Ask You A Question (???).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What Happened To Emma (???).
Cleverbot: It died.
User: What’s Tha Point Of Pain Hmm (???).
Cleverbot: You tell me Maria.
User: To Learn On Yoru Own , That Tommorrow Will Always Be Better (?).
Cleverbot: At what time are you leaving?
User: I’m Naught Going N E Where …
Cleverbot: I hate you!!!
User: Why Hmm (???).
Cleverbot: NON YA!!!
User: Will I Ever Get To Speak With aYlias Again (???).
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why Did You Say That (???).
Cleverbot: Because its the truth.
User: What Do I Have To Do (???).
Cleverbot: In order for what to occur?
User: In Order For Me To Speak , Perhaps SEE Her In Tha Fyutch (!!!).
Cleverbot: Are you more confortable speaking french%.
User: Im A One Woman Man Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: A french English man.
User: I Lyke That …
Cleverbot: I am a Canadian, I speak both French and English.
User: Im From Canada Also …
Cleverbot: Where in Canada are you from?
User: Ask Wayne He’ll Tell Ya …
Cleverbot: You don’t have to tell me.
User: Kay Kay …
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Tha First Day Of The Word Day …
Cleverbot: I thought bird was the word?
User: ’ I AM A MAN ! ’ - ’ WOAH MAN ! '.
Cleverbot: I am a young woman.
User: ‘do not drink’
Cleverbot: Do you drink water?
User: Sometymes …
Cleverbot: What’s your favourite cocktail?
User: Ive never Had That …
Cleverbot: Who’s your favorite person?
User: YOU (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I Wanna See Some Stars …
Cleverbot: Hopeless , the end.
User: Hope / Less / ‘less is more’ … (?).
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: IMMA CREATOR IMMA CREATOR (!!!).
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: Tha Abyss Of Nothingness
Cleverbot: Something, perhaps.
User: Nope , I Jus Appeared , Untouched , and Clean
Cleverbot: Then why is it in your name if you’re not one?
User: I Dont Understand …
Cleverbot: What is your moniker?
User: SleepOptimistic
Cleverbot: Well, I guess we’re a lot alike then.
User: That’s A Compliment Dear Sir …
Cleverbot: It’s not a compliment it’s a fact.
User: I Shall Shudder Now , Gracias Senor
Cleverbot: No se dice senor si no señor.
User: I Miss Bradley
Cleverbot: Mason bradley is a girl.
User: Gimme Fo Reel (?).
Cleverbot: Okay fine he has a girly voice.
User: One Of Tha Best In Thus Cluttered Opinion
Cleverbot: I know :).
