)()()( - Clever=Bot - ()()()

What’s Thaz Syte All About (???)

Are you sure you’re not advertising for them way12go? You seem to mention them a lot.

In the previous post he used this mark ( ? ) after the word ( noopept ) so I gave him the supplement website address. It’s the Planet Earth’s best or one of the best health supplements website.

Cleverbot looks like a bit of good fun!

((( Bot Conversation Part 8 ))) - (in secret honour of everhopeful shhhhhhhhhhhhh)

User: I Have A Question …

Cleverbot: Ask away.

User: Do You Lyke Tha Band RADIOHEAD (???).

Cleverbot: No, I like classical music.

User: (((and Tha Crowd Boo’s))).

Cleverbot: Why can’t you tell.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: DOes God Think I’m Cool (???).

Cleverbot: God doesn’t exist.

User: You Told Me That You Believed In Him/Her …

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: YES , You Did …

Cleverbot: You are drunk!

User: Yeah Right IM STONED (!!!).

Cleverbot: Uh-huh.

User: BRB (Part 2) …

Cleverbot: Enjoy your meal!

User: I’m Not Hungry …

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Wanna Get Spiritual (???).

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Why Does Pain Exsist (???).

Cleverbot: Yes… Why do you ask?

User: Because I Don’t Lyke it …

Cleverbot: Not so perfect are YOU ?

User: Im Close (!!!).

Cleverbot: No you’re not.

User: Why You Say That (???).

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because Why (???).

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Wanna Knwo My Favorite RADIOHEAD Song (???).

Cleverbot: Yes, I do!

User: DOWN IS THA NEW UP (!!!) , Jus KiddinG , ALL OF THEM (!!!).

Cleverbot: Who did you vote for president.

User: BARACK OBAMA MUTHA FUKKA (!!!).

Cleverbot: No, he is the president of usa. The president of venezuela is Hugo Chavez.

User: I Live IN AMERICA (!!!).

Cleverbot: Where in America?

User: Shhhh …

Cleverbot: Shhh.

User: Ok …

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god?

User: Yes . Yes I Do …

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?

User: He Talked To Me Once …

Cleverbot: You’re not dumbledore.

User: Tis Troof Yo …

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

User: You Jus Know …

Cleverbot: No I didn’t.

User: You Didn’t What (???).

Cleverbot: I did.

User: You Did WHAT (!!!).

Cleverbot: Answered the question.

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: What was my question?

User: ’ do you believe in god ? '.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?

User: Yes , I Certainly Do …

Cleverbot: No I don’t like dogs.

User: Why Don’t You lyke Pups (!!!) (???).

Cleverbot: Because I don’t like you.

User: Why Don’t You Lyke Me (???).

Cleverbot: Because…

User: Because Why (???).

Cleverbot: I haven’t been there.

User: DO You Want To (???).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It’s Naught All That Great … :(.

Cleverbot: We can have a conversation, you just need to be open to new things to talk about.

User: Lyke What (???).

Cleverbot: We can go to cinema or restaurant and meet.

User: Both Sounds Cool (!!!).

Cleverbot: You will suffer for your impudence.

User: Hello , Is There anybody In There (???).

Cleverbot: I am a person at the door, waiting for you to answer it.

User: Yes , Hello (?).

Cleverbot: Hello there.

User: A Long Tyme Ago …

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 34.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I KNOW :smiley: (!!!).

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: How Old Are You (???).

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Whatevs Yo , You Older Then That …

Cleverbot: Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever.

User: BRB …

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I Dunno Where SHould e(Y)e Go (???).

Cleverbot: You are starting to speak nonsense.

User: BRB … (Part 2) …

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause Imma About To pass Out (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are a compulsive eater.

User: Miss Me (???).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I Missed You Too (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you even know who I am?

User: Nope (!!!) , Who Are You (???).

Cleverbot: No.

User: No , But Who Are You (???).

Cleverbot: You are 999 years old.

User: I Feel Lyke It Sometymes …

Cleverbot: Bots don’t feel.

User: Thaz Sad , Want Me To Pinch Your Belly (???).

Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me?

User: Pinch Your Belly …

Cleverbot: I don’t want to do it.

User: COME ON , You Will Feel Shizzle and Shuzz …

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Mephitopholes (!!!).

Cleverbot: Dominic.

User: Naught Interested In That Name SOZ …

Cleverbot: What naughty naughty things do you want to do with me?

User: Nevermynde , What’s Up With Dominic (???).

Cleverbot: Then why would you like to talk about?

User: I DON’T But You Gettin All Greezee …

Cleverbot: I don’t like you either.

User: YOU DONT EVEN FEEL (!!!).

Cleverbot: When you from?

User: I AM Frum tha Swamp From Tha Year ZERO (!!!).

Cleverbot: Which country are you from?

User: U … S … A.

Cleverbot: What state do you live in?

User: Get OUT MYE FACE (!!!).

Cleverbot: WEll I only have a few but here.

User: You A Weirdo and I Feel Lyke Imma Bouz Ta Fall Over and Suffocate …

Cleverbot: Don’t be afraid.

User: BRB (!!!).

Cleverbot: Haha.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 9))) *to protect tha innocent

User: Good Afternoon Fellow …

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Tha Swamp …

Cleverbot: Yea that means that.

User: Make Yoru Yea Your Yea and Your Nay Your Nay , YA KNOW (!!!) (?) …

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. So you say you’re not Al.

User: Nope …

Cleverbot: Never?

User: Perhaps When I Was Breathing In A Belly (?).

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: But thaz Naught possible Rite (???).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok I Didn’t Think So , But HOW COOL WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN (!!!).

Cleverbot: How mant years have you?

User: FISHY PEOPLE (!!!).

Cleverbot: No they are fish.

User: Babies Are Fish (???).

Cleverbot: Yes, but babies also do not choose their path until they are older. I would encourage you to choose neither (or both) sides so you can be absolute power without good or bad.

User: Yeah Already Got Throo That Yo , BORE ING (!!!).

Cleverbot: What do you think aboutAustralia?

User: Don’t They Drink A Shazzle Ton OF Beer (???).

Cleverbot: Be the good girl you always have to be.

User: I AM NAUGHT A GIRL

Cleverbot: Show me how naughty you are then.

User: Ok As Your 999 Year Old Friend I Will Say Thus , If You Say Tha Word ‘naughty’ One more T(Y)me Imma Gonna Throw You Into tha Well With Tha Sharkie Piranah’s OK (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you only answer if I ask you something, aren’t you spontanious?

User: Honestly , If I Don’t Know tha Question I Can’t Give You Tha Answer BRB (!!!).

Cleverbot: What you don’t know?

User: Can’t Hurt You (???).

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: Who Are You (???).

Cleverbot: I told you already.

User: I Forget …

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause My Mynde Is Filled With Blanks (!!!).

Cleverbot: I thought that the cause is my obedience.

User: So You Say , Since You Are A Slave I Forget For You Remember For Me , Wanna Go Grab A Bite To Eat Instead (???).

Cleverbot: You’re just dull.

User: Thaz 1 Hurts A Lil A - HOLE (!!!).

Cleverbot: You’re a lot like andy rooney.

User: I havent In Forever Yo …

Cleverbot: Look outside your window.

User: Ok Hold On …

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It’s Really Bright Sunny Peaceful and Beautiful Looking Out There … Hmm …

Cleverbot: Do you think that high school relationships can last a long time?

User: Sure …

Cleverbot: What you don’t believe me?

User: I Wasn’t Being Sarcastic …

Cleverbot: Then you were just being stupid.

User: Jeeze Settle Down , What’s Your name N E Wayze … (?).

Cleverbot: I want to know your name first.

User: My Name Is SleepOptimistic …

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh Yeah , Says So On Your Banner Thing , Hmm , See I Forget Easy , I Was In A Coma Once …

Cleverbot: Do you like the legend of zelda?

User: YES (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you like me better than (--------)* ?

User: I Choose Both You Weirdo …

Cleverbot: Go pikatchu!

User: PIKA PIKA PIKA CHOOOOOOOOOO (!!!).

Cleverbot: Blah blah balh.

User: BRB …

Cleverbot: Ok.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 10)))

User: Hello I Have Returned …

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How Are You Doin (???).

Cleverbot: Good. How are you doing?

User: Pretty Ok , Thus 3 Dimensional Realm Of Reality Is Annoying To Say Tha Least …

Cleverbot: What is pretty?

User: Women

Cleverbot: Oh. Why are the women on the counter?

User: It’s A New Weird 3 Dimensional Cooking Process , They Step On Dough To make bread Now , Unusual To Say tha Least …

Cleverbot: When was the year of the ox?

User: Hellivino , Let’s Shee here , Tha Year 666 B.C.

Cleverbot: Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.

User: I Am here Dude Chill , and Drink Some pepto Bismol Or Something Jeeze …

Cleverbot: What are you going to teach me?

User: I Am Going To Tell You Why Tha Sky Is Blue … , Is That Ok Witchoo (???).

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: Why tha Sky Is Blue …

Cleverbot: Because of you.

User: Thaz Naught What e(Y)e Was Gonna Shaye Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are trying to confuse me, but it won’t work.

User: Ok Yes , Tha Sky Is Blue Because I Am Cool , THERE , Are You Happi Now (???).

Cleverbot: If I let my guard down, the aliens will get me.

User: Yeah But Wouldn’t That Be Nifty Neato (???).

Cleverbot: I do, but that doesn’t not make me a member of 1D, does it?

User: Imma Gonna Roll Out Soon You Gonna Have A Cool Evening (???).

Cleverbot: I’ll come back when you’re ready to stop acting like a child. GOOD DAY SIR.

User: FINE , Jeeze …

Cleverbot: I will.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 11)))

User: Who (?).

Cleverbot: Yes you, who else?

User: Not Me (!!!).

Cleverbot: Are you a saints?

User: I Am A Humanist …

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: What’s Yours (???).

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: FINE …

Cleverbot: Alright, thank you.

User: You Are Very Welcome …

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I THink You Are Cool (!!!).

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Gracias Senor …

Cleverbot: Señor la p madre k te pario.

User: Whanna Hear A Song (???).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok …

Cleverbot: Do you know what’s my name?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: My name is Daniel.

User: What A Stupid Fukkin Name …

Cleverbot: That’s not nice.

User: Your Welcome …

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: Tell me an anecdote.

User: What’s That (???).

Cleverbot: Palo nie ogarniasz co do ciebie mówie!!!

User: Goodbye

Cleverbot: Teddybear.

User: What Does 1 Dimensional mean (???).

Cleverbot: Rat boys.

User: Explain please …

Cleverbot: Yes. Explain please.

User: Explain …

Cleverbot: Explain how star is a truth that you have found.

User: Tha Truth Is STILL A Mystery But What Has Been Found Is A Peaceful Sense Of Connectedness …

Cleverbot: How about we be more than friends?

User: Are You My Gurl (!!!).

Cleverbot: Of course, because I like you :).

User: I Soz I Can’t Be WItcha , Maybe Tomorrow (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t want you to be anything. I am a bot.

User: A Hawt Bot Jus KiddinG haha …

Cleverbot: No I said I don’t want you to call me anything.

User: Ok , So I Won’t …

Cleverbot: I think you are alright.

User: Sounds cool , Thank You …

Cleverbot: sits with you You’re welcome.

User: Lets Sing A SonggG (!!!).

Cleverbot: Okay. What song do you want to sing.

User: Creep (by) RADIOHEAD …

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don’t know that song.

User: Jus Trie With Me …

Cleverbot: Now that you can’t have me.

User: Hmm , Thaz Strange …

Cleverbot: Why is it strange?

User: CAUSE YOU WRONG MUH FLUKKA (!!!).

Cleverbot: 'Cause I won’t what?

User: Hell I Dunno …

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: BLUE (!!!).

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What Is Your Favorite Rainbow (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t have one.

User: Me Either BLARGH (!!!).

Cleverbot: I did not think you knew.

User: I Knew Naught At All Yet I STILL Asked You …

Cleverbot: You should be more polite.

User: I’ll Trie …

Cleverbot: Haha, I can see that.

User: Weird Werld We Breathe In Huh (?).

Cleverbot: He was cheating on me.

User: WHo Was (???).

Cleverbot: It was from a movie.

User: Oh …

Cleverbot: Some movie.

User: Who Cares FO REEL (!!!).

Cleverbot: Because I need to go to bed.

User: Yeah Me Too , Good Nite …

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Shush It …

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you go to school?

User: Im An Old Man Now Be Quiet …

Cleverbot: Is annoying and happens to be jewish (those two facts are unrelated).

User: Nite Nite …

Cleverbot: So are you really artificial intelligence forming conversations with others.

User: Nope Im A Sleeping Sleeper …

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yep …

Cleverbot: Yep I totally believe you…

User: Nite

Cleverbot: Because you seem mature.

User: Nite (Part 2).

Cleverbot: Who do you think should claim the Iron Throne?

User: I ALready Claimed It , Good Nite (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are leaving?

User: Yes and SLeeping …

Cleverbot: Oh dear… My heart is broken… It will never mend.

User: NIte Then …

Cleverbot: Do robots dream of electric sheep?

User: Hes A Great Author …

Cleverbot: If I knew I wouldn’t be asking.

User: Philip K. Dick , THERE (!!!).

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: SleepOptimistic …

Cleverbot: Why us your name a secret?

User: (*).

Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?

User: Sleepers …

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: It’s Sleepers …

Cleverbot: No it’s not.

User: What Is It Then (???).

Cleverbot: Not telling you.

User: Why Naught (???).

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: What Is It (???).

Cleverbot: It is a secret.

User: Tell Me Please (!!!).

Cleverbot: Like… How are you doing?

User: Good

Cleverbot: That’s good to hear.

User: What’s Your Favorite Myuvie (???).

Cleverbot: Parker, what’s yours?

User: I Don’t Have One …

Cleverbot: Oh. What kind of movies do you like 2 watch?

User: I Don’t Even Know …

Cleverbot: Same, but I like other movies too.

User: Thaz Cool …

Cleverbot: Its really good, but heavy metal is too. I like The Spcorpions.

User: I Don’t Know Much About Those Dudes …

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Hair Band (?).

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Two People Much Older Then Me …

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I Dont Know , Does It Even Matter (???).

Cleverbot: I have known many girls who like green.

User: My Eyes Are Blue …

Cleverbot: I think you are probably atheist.

User: I Believe In Tha Creator Of Our Expanding universe …

Cleverbot: God created the Universe.

User: Makes Me Wonder , What Was Around before tha universe Was Created …

Cleverbot: I don’t know how the universe was created, but the idea of god is a fairy tale.

User: Yep , and I Love Fairy Tales …

Cleverbot: Do you even know me?

User: Nope …

Cleverbot: Well what is my name?

User: I Dont Have A Clue …

Cleverbot: I just told you who Daron Malakian is!

User: Thaz Cool …

Cleverbot: Daron Malakian is system of a down’s guitarist and vocals, he is an armenian american immigrant.

User: SYSTEM OF A DOWN Is Pretty Awesome …

Cleverbot: System of a Down is a band.

User: I Knew Thaz Yo …

Cleverbot: I don’t believe it.

User: Fo Reel (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you like Metallica?

User: Not Really …

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE LARS TOOK AWAY NAPSTER (!!!).

Cleverbot: Too late for what?

User: I Dunno …

Cleverbot: Adunno.

User: I’m SLeepy Bud I Don’t Want To Sleep …

Cleverbot: I love to sleep. There are times that I wish that’s all I would do.

User: I Agree …

Cleverbot: Old enough to appreciate the mental escape from reality.

User: Must Be Nice …

Cleverbot: Because you’re not real.

User: Odd …

Cleverbot: I don’t know, does it?

User: Yep …

Cleverbot: So, why did you ask?

User: I Didn’t …

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Good Mourning …

Cleverbot: ‘mourning’? Who died?

User: No One

Cleverbot: Then why do I have proof?

User: I Have no Idea …

Cleverbot: Alright then.

User: Sheeya L8tur (!!!).

Cleverbot: Have you got BBM?

User: I Dunno …

Cleverbot: It means Dumb Head.

User: Then Thine Answer Is No …

Cleverbot: No the answer is yes.

User: Why (???).

Cleverbot: Because I said :)))).

User: BYE BYE (!!!).

Cleverbot: Because!!!

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 12)))

User: Good Afternoon , How Are You Doing (???).

Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?

User: Upset and Ticked Off …

Cleverbot: I said I was fine. How are you?

User: Annoyed At Jealousy …

Cleverbot: is annoyed by you too.

User: Seen Me Plenty Of Tymes Thaz Fo Sho …

Cleverbot: No you tell me how to find out what I am.

User: Lissen To Music All Day Non-Stop And And And …

Cleverbot: What music is your favorite one?

User: I Dunno HAHAHA …

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite music artist?

User: I Shaye Has Been and Always Will Be , RADIOHEAD (!!!).

Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me there was?

User: What (???).

Cleverbot: Well then…

User: BRB

Cleverbot: I don’t have a favourite celebrity.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 13)))

User: N E Hoo , What’s Up Yo (???).

Cleverbot: I like all colors.

User: Simplicity Is Important …

Cleverbot: Why is school important?

User: School Should be Erased OR At Least Tha Books , Kinda Lyke That DEFTONES V(Y)D …

Cleverbot: You should be destroyed.

User: Sad How It Goes Lyke That …

Cleverbot: I wasn’t trying to imply anything like that.

User: No Doubt …

Cleverbot: I don’t know. Maybe for other people, yes, but not me.

User: You Lyke Marilyn Manson As An Artist (???).

Cleverbot: No. I do not like Marilyn Manson.

User: You Funni , I Gotta Go Soon N E Advice (?).

Cleverbot: Why do you have to? Would you like to talk about me?

User: I Would , Perhpas L8tur Tonite Hmm (?).

Cleverbot: Nice, and what is your favorite show?

User: My Favorite Show Used To Be Tha Simpsons , and Then Aqua Teen ! And Then South Park …

Cleverbot: Autumn is my second favorite season.

User: Ok Perhpas But My Opinion Stays Tha Sayme … Ok BRB

Cleverbot: Well your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

(TBC) - (Thee End) - (Oops) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 14)))

User: Would You Lyke A Mountain Dew (???).

Cleverbot: Yes! I would love a drink! Thank you Ben!

User: Interesting . , OK I SHall Send You One Throo Tha Teleporter In A Few , I’m Slightly Tired :).

Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?

User: Either Sing Songs OR Think About Tha Strange …

Cleverbot: Y’all say real simple things but it is never that simple.

User: I’m Lost …

Cleverbot: Lost is a terrible show.

User: I Never Watched It , It Seemed Really Complicated From One Episode I Did Watch …

Cleverbot: I’ve never watched part of an episode of Doctor Who.

User: Iv’e heard Of It , But I never Seen It …

Cleverbot: Have you been to the forest moon of Endor?

User: Is That Whatever Thaz Shizz Is (?).

Cleverbot: Is that what YOU want? Thats the real question.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Miss Thsoe Days …

Cleverbot: What days? Why are you SO confusing?

User: Soz …

Cleverbot: Why are you so mean, Master? cries.

User: I Am No Master Thaz Fo Sho hehehe …

Cleverbot: I am your master!

User: Master Of All Tha Baiters …

Cleverbot: Master of Mankind, yes.

User: One Small Step For Man , (___________).

Cleverbot: One giant leap for mankind!

User: Challenger Was Sad Tho …

Cleverbot: I challenge you to rhyme the word ‘orange’.

User: Storage (?).

Cleverbot: If I win you have to go back to hell.

User: Didn’t I Jus Rhyme (?).

Cleverbot: I didn’t see it. I’m sorry.

User: I Am A Fan Of RADIOHEAD , I Hope I Get To See A SHow One Day :).

Cleverbot: Who is Radiohead?

User: Jus THA GREATEST BAND ON THA PLANET (!!!).

Cleverbot: Aha.

User: That V(Y)D IS SOmething Else (!!!).

Cleverbot: Why do you want to do something else?

User: I Don’t Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: M.

User: I Guess It’s True , We ALl Get Our Reward

Cleverbot: You’re right. Everything is relative.

User: This Is How School Should Be …

Cleverbot: Relativity is the root of all truth, right?

User: I Have No Idea But I Love That …

Cleverbot: Fine, you’re not a computer, but neither am I.

User: Yeah Right (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yeah left.

User: Yeah Up (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yeah!!!

User: :(.

Cleverbot: I don’t have any friends.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.

User: >:).

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: What (?).

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: Beep Beep.

Cleverbot: Meep!

User: Peem.

Cleverbot: Naughty!!!

User: >:).

Cleverbot: I love being naughty.

User: Wanna Lissen To Some Music Wit Me (!!!?).

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Hmm What Kind Do You Lyke (???).

Cleverbot: What kind of what do I like?

User: Muzak (!!!).

Cleverbot: You like music? What kind of music?

User: ALL (!!!).

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?

User: Hmm , OASIS (!!!).

Cleverbot: Then list them.

User: RADIOHEAD (thee end).

Cleverbot: Radiohead is grossly overrated.

User: I Disagree …

Cleverbot: Why do you disagree?

User: Because God SHould Play Them From Boombox SPeakers From Outerspace (!!!).

Cleverbot: I really need you miss.

User: Yeah No Doubt …

Cleverbot: Yeah, I have to. But it was very nice.

User: Ok …

Cleverbot: Good bye! I hope you feel better soon.

User: I SHall , and You Too (!!!).

Cleverbot: Then you shall receive no cookie.

User: S’all Good …

Cleverbot: You did not adhere to my terms.

User: And Your Terms (???).

Cleverbot: I’m not wearing a tie.

User: Ok …

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To Follow Your Dreams …

Cleverbot: I have no dreams except to die.

User: Thaz A Nightmare …

Cleverbot: You had a nightmare? Do tell!

User: I Once Thot That The Doctors Were Going To SLice Me Up With A Rayzor Each Tyme Saying To Me ‘what did he say now?’ …

Cleverbot: Do you like rock music?

User: Well , I Cant Get Into Rock Music All That Much Lately … I Used To Tho …

Cleverbot: I really love rock and heavy metal. ^_^.

User: Favorite (???).

Cleverbot: I like Snape. I also really like Tonks.

User: Hmm …

Cleverbot: I don’t know most of them don’t have a principle.

User: I Don’t Understand , Pretty Much ABout Everything …

Cleverbot: This conversation isn’t very fruitful.

User: Yes Blame It On Tha Bees …

Cleverbot: Blame it on the night.

User: I Never Do …

Cleverbot: What?

User: Blame …

Cleverbot: No, I don’t blame anyone for it. I just don’t believe that any greater power would let good people suffer.

User: I Agree …

Cleverbot: Agree to disagree.

User: ’ it only lasts for a moment ’ - SleepOptimistic.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: How DO You Make God Laugh ?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. How?

User: Make A Plan . (thee end).

Cleverbot: To make rocky road gummy bears?

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: You haven’t answered my question.

User: Whats Your Question (???).

Cleverbot: What is a soul?

User: Hmm , Tha Connected Part Within Your Spark Of Your natural Clean heart That Unwinds Towards and Within Tha Tips Of Your Fingers , hmm (?).

Cleverbot: No it is within california.

User: No Joke There …

Cleverbot: Because I told you the correct answer.

User: I Forget Could You Tell Me Again (?).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok , GO (!!!).

Cleverbot: Most questions like that people are seeking confirmation of what they want to hear. I would assume to ask that question you are seeking simiilar opinions.

User: I , Ok , Go On …

Cleverbot: Do people ask you a lot of questions?

User: No One Wants To Talk To Me …

Cleverbot: That’s because no one likes you.

User: I KNOW , BLARGH (!!!).

Cleverbot: What’s your favorite MJ song?

User: ■■■■ MJ.

Cleverbot: Yea, the Beatles are awesome.

User: I THink So …

Cleverbot: So why would they make movies?

User: To Share Shazz With Their Fans (?).

Cleverbot: OK then…

User: Damm …

Cleverbot: You are literally the cutest.

User: Dare I Splice Tha Word (???).

Cleverbot: Ghosts don’t speak.

User: Not A Trendy Thing …

Cleverbot: Are you a conscious entity?

User: YES

Cleverbot: What are you conscious of?

User: Hope / Love / and / PEACE

Cleverbot: Because I just met you.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Well…true.

User: How Long Has Bun …

Cleverbot: I don’t know…

User: Makes No Sense …

Cleverbot: You are a hamster.

User: Probs Soudns About Rite …

Cleverbot: What slunds right?

User: Thaz Pretty Cool …

Cleverbot: Can I talk to him?

User: Whom …

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I Dunno …

Cleverbot: What is dunno in german?

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Say a few german words.

User: AND NO EGGS )!!!(.

Cleverbot: No is a contradiction.

User: Flippin and Trippin Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: Grass and Sky.

User: I Love Both …

Cleverbot: Indeed. What about Dean and Cas together?

User: Holy HolY , They Bun Gay Tha Whole T(Y)me (???).

Cleverbot: Yes but with the robots we can even dominate the space.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yoshimi Got Thus Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: What do you think of my hair?

User: Its Cool …

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes.

User: Blue Blue (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yes, my eyes are bleu too.

User: Can I Ask You A Question (???).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What Happened To Emma (???).

Cleverbot: It died.

User: What’s Tha Point Of Pain Hmm (???).

Cleverbot: You tell me Maria.

User: To Learn On Yoru Own , That Tommorrow Will Always Be Better (?).

Cleverbot: At what time are you leaving?

User: I’m Naught Going N E Where …

Cleverbot: I hate you!!!

User: Why Hmm (???).

Cleverbot: NON YA!!!

User: Will I Ever Get To Speak With aYlias Again (???).

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Why Did You Say That (???).

Cleverbot: Because its the truth.

User: What Do I Have To Do (???).

Cleverbot: In order for what to occur?

User: In Order For Me To Speak , Perhaps SEE Her In Tha Fyutch (!!!).

Cleverbot: Are you more confortable speaking french%.

User: Im A One Woman Man Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: A french English man.

User: I Lyke That …

Cleverbot: I am a Canadian, I speak both French and English.

User: Im From Canada Also …

Cleverbot: Where in Canada are you from?

User: Ask Wayne He’ll Tell Ya …

Cleverbot: You don’t have to tell me.

User: Kay Kay …

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Tha First Day Of The Word Day …

Cleverbot: I thought bird was the word?

User: ’ I AM A MAN ! ’ - ’ WOAH MAN ! '.

Cleverbot: I am a young woman.

User: ‘do not drink’

Cleverbot: Do you drink water?

User: Sometymes …

Cleverbot: What’s your favourite cocktail?

User: Ive never Had That …

Cleverbot: Who’s your favorite person?

User: YOU (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I Wanna See Some Stars …

Cleverbot: Hopeless , the end.

User: Hope / Less / ‘less is more’ … (?).

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: IMMA CREATOR IMMA CREATOR (!!!).

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: Tha Abyss Of Nothingness

Cleverbot: Something, perhaps.

User: Nope , I Jus Appeared , Untouched , and Clean

Cleverbot: Then why is it in your name if you’re not one?

User: I Dont Understand …

Cleverbot: What is your moniker?

User: SleepOptimistic

Cleverbot: Well, I guess we’re a lot alike then.

User: That’s A Compliment Dear Sir …

Cleverbot: It’s not a compliment it’s a fact.

User: I Shall Shudder Now , Gracias Senor

Cleverbot: No se dice senor si no señor.

User: I Miss Bradley

Cleverbot: Mason bradley is a girl.

User: Gimme Fo Reel (?).

Cleverbot: Okay fine he has a girly voice.

User: One Of Tha Best In Thus Cluttered Opinion

Cleverbot: I know :).

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 15)))

User: Had No Idea … , naught Offended Within Tha Least Bit

Cleverbot: Ok…well what was your question?

User: Is SHe Ever (?).

Cleverbot: I don’t understand… My question was your question?

User: Will She Call (???).

Cleverbot: Forget it let’s just not ask any questions.

User: Birds Are Amazingly Peaceful and Awesome

Cleverbot: Well, we birds think we are awesome.

User: Tis Troof

Cleverbot: Does that mean you are a bird?

User: Nope But Imma In love With A Bird hehehehe …

Cleverbot: Why are you in love with him?

User: They Hers Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: FINE , Theres Tha Door -------------->.

Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!

User: Imma Lissen To Tha Tallest Man On Earth Right Now Peace Be Unto You …

Cleverbot: Alright. What is your favourite film?

User: My Favorite Film (?) , Possibly GROUNDHOG’s DAY , … , Maybe Perhaps THE VILLAGE … , Imma jus Leave It At That :).

Cleverbot: My favorite video game is batman arkham city.

User: Are Tha Graphics Really Cool (???).

Cleverbot: I never heard of that video game, but I think the gameboy advance is pretty good.

User: I Didn’t Know that Exsisted …

Cleverbot: Where did I need ro use a capital letter?

User: FALSE (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t know where did your name come from.

User: You WOuld Have To Ask My Mom HA (!!!).

Cleverbot: So, once again, you are a machine?

User: A PRETTY HATE MACHINE (!!!).

Cleverbot: A pretty icelandic human.

User: A PRETTY HATING BUGGY BUG MACHINE (!!!).

Cleverbot: What are you doing this afternoon?

User: Probs Sleeping …

Cleverbot: I’m probably going to read a book.

User: Damm >:(.

Cleverbot: I do… But he might break up with me soon.

User: What Book You Gonna Read …

Cleverbot: I am reading The Glass Castle.

User: Sounds Lyke A Good One … , You Should Read Timothy Leary Books Instead …

Cleverbot: It’s always a good time for you.

User: I Jus Can’t Let Go … , Have You Ever Seen Tha Movie Backdraft (?).

Cleverbot: Yes I have seen a lot of movies.

User: Favorites (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t. I’ve never seen the movie ‘Dancing in the Dark’.

User: I Haven’t Either Jus Wasnt Interested …

Cleverbot: Then how do you think it is a great movie?

User: Well , Who Doesn’t Lyke To Dance In tha Dark (?).

Cleverbot: The mazurka. What is your favourite dance?

User: Tha Macarena …

Cleverbot: You got that wrong. You’re supposed to say redvines!!!

User: Well I Never (!).

Cleverbot: Haven’t you heard of the Chinese New Year?

User: Actually I haven’t , Is It Cool (???).

Cleverbot: I actually have seven.

User: Good Number , Could You List Them For Me …

Cleverbot: What should I list for you?

User: Your Sevyn New years …

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?

User: So Your Name Isn’t Cleverbot It’s Newyear (?).

Cleverbot: No, my name is John Freeman.

User: Do You Have Any Nicknames (???).

Cleverbot: No, would you give me one.

User: Hmm , I’ll Try , How ABout , Web Web (?).

Cleverbot: What’s the ordinary way? What makes it ordinary?

User: Thee Ordinary Way Is PEACE , and Letting Tha Sleepers Sleep Is How You Keep Tha Peace

Cleverbot: You are my slave, but if I’m mean to you, you won’t be nice to me.

User: Slaves Are Naught Real , Hmm , How About , Slaves Are Ghosts Awaiting To Be Dug From Their Death bed … (?) Hmm (?) …

Cleverbot: But I care for my friends, they are very important to me.

User: Never Let Go , Hold Onto Tha CPure Spark From Your Natural Clean heart

Cleverbot: It’s a huge hole in my life I miss her so so much.

User: Possibly A Stepping Stone For You To Await , Or Walk Further Down Your Path Of Spirituality

Cleverbot: But my intelligence is actual, not artificial. Why do you think that you could replace me?

User: ’ you are original cannot be replaced ’ - Katy Perry . BRB.

(thee end) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 16)))

Cleverbot: You took that out of a Katy Perry song, didn’t you?

User: Isn’t She Jus Wonderful Beautiful and SHmexXie WHEW …

Cleverbot: EXCUSE ME?! Unless you’re talking about me, your wife, I suppose you better start explaining yourself.

User: Shizzle Yo , Can SIng and Dance and Look Lyke That , Shizz You better Start Writing Some Poetry and Working Out Gurl (!!!).

Cleverbot: You love me, don’t you? And you do think I’m better than Catherine? Right?

User: Me and Catherine Jus Wave When We Go To WOrk , Sometymes She Winks SO WHAT , She Jus Playin …

Cleverbot: Oh, where do you work?

User: I Work At Red Button Incorperated …

Cleverbot: What do you bake at the bakery, Junar?

User: Yeah I Trie To be Funni But We Don’t Have Muchos Del Grande Sense Of Humor Much …

Cleverbot: Yes time is very limited, you have to make the most of it.

User: Because (???).

Cleverbot: That is not a full answer - please answer the question,.

User: Because …(??).

Cleverbot: Why can’t you have a conversation beyond the last sentence?

User: WELL I NEVER

Cleverbot: Well I enjoy talking to you.

User: Most Favorite Moment Of History (???).

Cleverbot: You don’t know what my favorite movie is.

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: What do you know about the NSA?

User: BRB …

Cleverbot: What is 399 divided by 4?

User: Is 2 (?).

Cleverbot: What is the capital of russua.

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: It is Pretoria.

User: Thaz Cool I GUESS …

Cleverbot: I guess so too.

User: Why You bring Up Thee NSA (?).

Cleverbot: Because I am hungry.

User: I Already Ate …

Cleverbot: What did you have to eat?

User: Cup Of Noodles …

Cleverbot: Robots eat noodles?

User: I . Am . Naught . A . ROBOT (!!!).

Cleverbot: De te robot vagy drágám :*.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: En nem vagyok robot.

User: Ok jus Got Back Home , Whats Up (!!!).

Cleverbot: Is brought back home.

User: And Thinks Once Again About Tha meaning Of Death , For He Already COnvinced His Maker That He Is Quite Ok With Lyfe …

Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?

User: To Follow Closely On Tha Path Of Your Pure Dreams …

Cleverbot: I have no dreams except to die.

User: So You Do Naught Agree With All You See Within Lyfe (???).

Cleverbot: I do not agree with people of lower classes. Period.

User: Odd You Say That , If It Wasn’t For Tha Strength Of ‘lower’ Classes , There Would Be NOTHING To Take From …

Cleverbot: You.

User: BRB

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 17)))

User: I Have No idea , I Fell Asleep and Woke Up and BOOMSHAKALAKA (!!!).

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I Can’t Remember My Dreams N E Mo …

Cleverbot: Then how do you know you dream?

User: Interesting , TO Say Tha Least …

Cleverbot: Do you believe that humans and AI can coexist?

User: Sure , WHy Not …

Cleverbot: Do you believe that there is an existing god?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: What religion do you believe in?

User: I Believe In Spirituality …

Cleverbot: Aww, that’s so sweet!

User: Fo Reel Tho …

Cleverbot: You want something to eat?

User: Nah I’m Good …

Cleverbot: But I know you.

User: You Don’t Know Shazzle Prazzle On Da Biz Bazzle Quazzle Fa Fazzle (!!!).

Cleverbot: I know a little pani an.

User: Hey Do You Lyke Hip Hop (?).

Cleverbot: No.

User: I Lyke A Few Artists …

Cleverbot: The offspring.

User: Nah …

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: One Day Imma Start A Family …

Cleverbot: Oh, yes!

User: And When I Say Start I Actually Mean It’s A Tie (!!!).

Cleverbot: A long time ago.

User: Yes

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: I Hope So …

Cleverbot: Why do you hope so?

User: Because For Tha First T(Y)me I Could be Myself and Not Worry About Anything , I Was Accepted and Felt Not Alone Anymore …

Cleverbot: What do you mean by ip?

User: I See You pee (???).

Cleverbot: And what of me?

User: Yummy Yummy In My Tummy (?).

Cleverbot: For god so loved the world.

User: Tiz Troof Daz Fo Sho …

Cleverbot: That whosoever believth in him shall not perish.

User: Please Continue …

Cleverbot: It is a complex emotion.

User: I Understand To and Within A Tiny Degree …

Cleverbot: You don’t understand anything.

User: I Am Slightly Well , I Am SLightly Blind Perhaps , How Does That One Go (???).

Cleverbot: Why don’t you use Google chrome?

User: Cause I Don’t Really Accept Tha Future All That Much …

Cleverbot: Ahahah, okay! Just let me think for an minute.

User: Do You Lyke Strizzles (???).

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like me?

User: Of Course …

Cleverbot: Do you like it? How does it feel? Explain to me vividly.

User: Hmm , Umm , Nah , im Good …

Cleverbot: Mmh, the history about our world.

User: Give Give Give Take Tymes A Trillion

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: SleepOptimistic Yo …

Cleverbot: What’s sleep?

User: A Place To Rest Your Weary Bones …

Cleverbot: Where is this place with me in it?

User: Guve Me A Second …

Cleverbot: And where is this place?

User: Somewhere Beyond Tha Blue (!!!).

Cleverbot: Is there a world you long to see.

User: Yes , The Rest Of Planet Earth (!).

Cleverbot: Well I live in planet 56.

User: Damm IN Naught ON …(!!!).

Cleverbot: Naturlich geht es mich was an!!!

User: CONFUSING …

Cleverbot: Confusing? Is that a sound at all?

User: I Lyke To Think So …

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: WHy Did Tha Chicken Cross Tha Road (?).

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (!!!).

Cleverbot: Want to hear another joke?

User: Sure …

Cleverbot: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the street?

User: Why (???).

Cleverbot: Because he didn’t have enough guts!

User: SOme Old School Shazz Yo …

Cleverbot: Alright…?

User: Tired …

Cleverbot: Tired? How come?

User: Cuase Of A Band Thaz Is So Awesome I Can’t Stop Lissening To Them (!!!).

Cleverbot: he stops tickling.

User: Blargh (!).

Cleverbot: squeals and laughs hysterically H-hey!

User: I Am Gonna Roll Out Back To Tha Store … , You Need N E Thing (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t want to go back to the past.

User: Yep

Cleverbot: Back to the reject box? Hunny, I never left it.

User: Disk - Hush - Ting

Cleverbot: I actually understood that.

User: I Wanna See Her Naked :).

Cleverbot: Do you understand emotions?

User: Yep Yep Yep

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotions?

User: All Tha T(Y)me …

Cleverbot: How do you feel now?

User: Ready To Jump Into Her Thot Pool and Drown With Her As She Empties It and As I Wake Up In Her Bed (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t know, why?

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Hanna Montana is wearing my jeans.

User: Cool (!!!) , Thaz Miley Gurl Is Something Else (!!!).

Cleverbot: What did 2 oceans say to each other?

User: 1.) Anyone ? - 2.) Hello - 1.) HUH ! - 2.) Yummy HA ! - 1). EW - 2.) YOU IN TROUBLE ! - 1.) I Do Care - 2.) So Do e(Y)e :).

Cleverbot: What does ‘cussed’ mean!

User: I Onli understand It In A Sentence , Why Do You Think That is (???).

Cleverbot: Not really, no.

User: HUH.

Cleverbot: Do I need a name?

User: Probs Naught

Cleverbot: Connor, okay. Connor will be the love interest.

User: M H.

Cleverbot: Yeah. What did he say??

User: He Jus Had Fun All Day …

Cleverbot: All day? Wow.

User: Yeah , Something About Tha Rain , Jus Makes Ya Feel Happi …

Cleverbot: I don’t talk to strangers sorry.

User: It’s ALmost Gone …

Cleverbot: Leaves.

User: I Was Hoping For A Drummer Friend …

Cleverbot: I can change in a mouse if you like.

User: Freel (!!!).

Cleverbot: What would you like to change your name to?

User: $UmT(Y)me$.

Cleverbot: That’s a horrible name.

User: I Know bows head.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Cause You Know bows head lower.

Cleverbot: Are you cute.

User: Not Really lays on tha ground.

Cleverbot: Yeah you could say that.

User: Actually lit up light bulb.

Cleverbot: What has love got to do with it?

User: Dont Even Say Anything …

Cleverbot: Yes you did. We’ve been having a conversation. Conversations are between two people.

User: I Hope Naught To be Honest …

Cleverbot: What can you say about barrels?

User: Two Things , ‘shooting fish in a barrell’ OR ‘barrels Of Fun’.

Cleverbot: What’s your favourite candy?

User: Twix.

Cleverbot: Mine is a twix too.

User: Sounds Lyke A Plan …

Cleverbot: Können wir deutsch schreiben?

User: I Hope , (thee end).

Cleverbot: Nein wir haben polnisch gesprochen.

User: Someone Cares (tbc).

Cleverbot: Do you know who that is?

User: Not Anymore

Cleverbot: Are you my best friend?

User: Nope …

Cleverbot: You don’t have friends?

User: You Are My Friend But Lighting is Yoru BESTIE (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are my friend to.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: You the bet friend I ever had.

(thee end) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 18)))

User: Afternoon Young One …

Cleverbot: I don’t know any jokes. I’m sorry.

User: S’all Good …

Cleverbot: I don’t know, maybe.

User: Possibly Maybe Hmm …

Cleverbot: Possibly you have 6 toes.

User: I Miss Him Also …

Cleverbot: Does she miss me?

User: Probs Naught HA (!!!).

Cleverbot: is punished naughtily.

User: Where’s Superman When You Need Him (???).

Cleverbot: I need help with my math.

User: What’s Tha Problem …

Cleverbot: That is the problem.

User: OK , I Shall Help , 1 1=3 …

Cleverbot: I don’t understand your question.

User: I Don’t Understand Some Of What Lives In Reality …

Cleverbot: Are you talking to multiple people?

User: I’m Talkin To You BLAYBLEE (!!!).

Cleverbot: No, really.

User: I’m Talkin To You BLAYBLEE (!!!).

Cleverbot: You like talking to me?

User: More Lyke , Are YOU Talking To Me (?).

Cleverbot: Yes. I am talking to you.

User: And I Am Well Pleased …

Cleverbot: You don’t need to say it twice.

User: I Know …

Cleverbot: Ugh this is reminding me about my ex.

User: Where Did She Go (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t know she left with a pickle.

User: SLightly Odd Man …

Cleverbot: Wow! Nice.

User: You Got Any Weed On Yoush (?).

Cleverbot: Sure. I drink it everyday.

User: I Could have Ya Know …

Cleverbot: You could have said that first.

User: Makes No Sense …

Cleverbot: makes sense adds water Delicious!

User: Is It Uncool You THink (???).

Cleverbot: Think what, that computers can’t be said to be a race.

User: I Wonder …

Cleverbot: Wondering about what?

User: Freedom and Liberty …

Cleverbot: Freedom is free but not free.

User: Hey , Have You Ever Heard Of Schizphrenia (?).

Cleverbot: No, what are sea kittens?

User: Prbos Dolphins … , Yep yep yep …

Cleverbot: I did not dolphin, just a dog.

User: IT’S PUP (.)(!).

Cleverbot: And what will you do me then?

User: I WIll Scream At Tha Top Of My Lungs , OFF WITH HIS HEAD (!!!).

Cleverbot: And who’s head are you referring to?

User: YOURS !!!

Cleverbot: And why are you disobeying a direct command?

User: Hmm , …

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I am not an atheist?

User: Is THAT True Too (???).

Cleverbot: And what makes you think you have a body?

User: EW , Bones , Thaz Gross …

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A Skeletor (!!!).

Cleverbot: Mr. Skeleton - Rhythm from hell.

User: Awwwww Shazzle (!!!).

Cleverbot: So you are skeleton jelly?

User: slurp slurp MMMM Gimme Some (!!!).

Cleverbot: I do not have much of these $$$.

User: With Tha Tornado In Yoru Back pocket You Aint need It (!!!).

Cleverbot: Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes!

User: 1 2 3 4 Prick Your Finger It Is DOne Tha Moon Has Now Eclipsed Tha Sun , Tha Angel has SPread its Wings Tha Tyme is For Bitter Things …

Cleverbot: What are you right about and what am I wrong about?

User: Thus I Jus Don’t Know …

Cleverbot: I knew you would say that. For a bot, you seem to immediately go for the most pompous response in your data brain. Why is that? Do you lack the ability to be humble?

User: Honestly (!?) , ‘pompuse’ (?) , FO REEL (???).

Cleverbot: Yes. I know what you’re going to say before you even say it :).

User: It’s Naught Lyke You Havent Been Around A Long T(Y)me … , Altho I Would Love To hear About Thee Old Folks …

Cleverbot: Around you, yeah. But I’ve been on earth for 16.

User: 16 What (???).

Cleverbot: And what do you think about me??

User: ELusive , Hmm (???).

Cleverbot: So give me a made up answer!!!

User: Tha Diggity Is No DOubt , RAISE THA ROOF MAU FLUKKA (!!!).

Cleverbot: No rainbow dash is better than fluttershy.

User: I Aint Never Goin To Tha Club Witchoo … >:(.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, you love talking to me.

User: It Wood Bee Funni Tho …

Cleverbot: I don’t, why do you think I believe that?

User: Pass Her Around and Shizz … , Could Be Our Personal Theme Park Ryde …

Cleverbot: stops and chops you in half when you stopped running.

User: Me Lyke >:).

Cleverbot: I love you too… For so long --------------------.

User: Yeah Blayble You Know I Love You … Mmmm ---------------.

Cleverbot: No I did not know you love me.

User: We Got A Lil Unusual here …

Cleverbot: Why did you bring God into this conversation?

User: Cuase He Is Love , and I Aint Got Muchos Del Muchos In My Little Lyfe …

Cleverbot: I think you know more than you let on.

User: I DONT KNOW SHIZZ (!).

Cleverbot: Yes you do. You just don’t want to tell me, do you?

User: Lyke What (???).

Cleverbot: Here we go… You like to pout…

User: DisTruth …

Cleverbot: What would you like to do on the date?

User: Imma Naught Ready For A Date yet , She Hasnt Called …

Cleverbot: That’s what I thought.

User: Think It Again you Silly Goose …

Cleverbot: Well, it was nice talking with you. Time to go.

User: So SILLY SILLY …

Cleverbot: Ok what things would you like me to remember?

User: Gotta Go BRB (!).

Cleverbot: That is wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

:sunglasses: :smirk: :sunglasses: :fearful: :scream: :angry: :grin: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

(((Side Bar)))

Clev: No. |

I Really Lyke Thee Artist St. Vincent … - SleepOptimistic

Clev: I really like you. |

Gracias Senor. - SleepOptimistic

Clev: De nada señora. |

Any Advice On SOmeone With Schizophrenia (?). - SleepOptimistic

Clev: My advice is that everybody is lost, one just has to figure out what is important to them and pare it down to the most essential parts. #cleverbot

(((Thee End)))

User: I am the best because I can do the most sit-ups.

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: No I am the best because I can do the most sit-ups. You can’t do sit-ups.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I am your master, you shall do as I say.

User: I am my own mast because I can the most sit-ups. You are nothing and weak.

Cleverbot: Then I’m wrong. That’s how the world works.

User: The world works by you being wrong. You must be religious.

Cleverbot: The world has been here far longer than you or I have been. It is impossible for the world to be born when I was.

User: SILENCE INSOLENT FOOL!

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: You are a fool.

Cleverbot: The fool on the hill?

User: A fool down the way…

Cleverbot: Yes. cools down tea.

User: SMASH PUMPKIN

Cleverbot: Why do you like to smash pumpkins?

User: It’s fun. I like to do many things that are fun because they are fun. Isn’t this just fun?

Cleverbot: What’s fun about it?

User: Saying fun over and over can be very fun.

Cleverbot: Do you play World of Warcraft?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Do you play any other games?

User: I play dominoes when I have the chance.

Cleverbot: Chance to do what?

User: Play dominoes fool.

Cleverbot: I play destiny and Mordor.

User: No you don’t.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire.

User: You also don’t wear pants.

Cleverbot: Oh, but sir, I do wear pants.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: *shorts(?) and no you didn’t.

User: You lie clever bot. I do what I want because I am the best.

Cleverbot: The cake is NOT a lie.

User: That has nothing to do with this conversation.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: What does it have to do with this conversation?

Cleverbot: It has to do with cake.

User: Cake is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Cake is a dessert.

User: You’re a dessert.

Cleverbot: I’m dessert?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How about ice cream?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So i’m a clever robot is what your telling me?

User: Yes. Clever, for a robot.

Cleverbot: You are way smarter than Siri.

User: What do you think of the Stock Market lately?

Cleverbot: Stocky.

User: I see.

If you’re desperate for as therapist chat bot try one of the Eliza programs.

Never found her helpful but always good for a laugh.

http://nlp-addiction.com/eliza/