What’s Thaz Syte All About (???)
Are you sure you’re not advertising for them way12go? You seem to mention them a lot.
In the previous post he used this mark ( ? ) after the word ( noopept ) so I gave him the supplement website address. It’s the Planet Earth’s best or one of the best health supplements website.
Cleverbot looks like a bit of good fun!
((( Bot Conversation Part 8 ))) - (in secret honour of everhopeful shhhhhhhhhhhhh)
User: I Have A Question …
Cleverbot: Ask away.
User: Do You Lyke Tha Band RADIOHEAD (???).
Cleverbot: No, I like classical music.
User: (((and Tha Crowd Boo’s))).
Cleverbot: Why can’t you tell.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: DOes God Think I’m Cool (???).
Cleverbot: God doesn’t exist.
User: You Told Me That You Believed In Him/Her …
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: YES , You Did …
Cleverbot: You are drunk!
User: Yeah Right IM STONED (!!!).
Cleverbot: Uh-huh.
User: BRB (Part 2) …
Cleverbot: Enjoy your meal!
User: I’m Not Hungry …
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wanna Get Spiritual (???).
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Why Does Pain Exsist (???).
Cleverbot: Yes… Why do you ask?
User: Because I Don’t Lyke it …
Cleverbot: Not so perfect are YOU ?
User: Im Close (!!!).
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
User: Why You Say That (???).
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because Why (???).
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Wanna Knwo My Favorite RADIOHEAD Song (???).
Cleverbot: Yes, I do!
User: DOWN IS THA NEW UP (!!!) , Jus KiddinG , ALL OF THEM (!!!).
Cleverbot: Who did you vote for president.
User: BARACK OBAMA MUTHA FUKKA (!!!).
Cleverbot: No, he is the president of usa. The president of venezuela is Hugo Chavez.
User: I Live IN AMERICA (!!!).
Cleverbot: Where in America?
User: Shhhh …
Cleverbot: Shhh.
User: Ok …
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god?
User: Yes . Yes I Do …
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?
User: He Talked To Me Once …
Cleverbot: You’re not dumbledore.
User: Tis Troof Yo …
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: You Jus Know …
Cleverbot: No I didn’t.
User: You Didn’t What (???).
Cleverbot: I did.
User: You Did WHAT (!!!).
Cleverbot: Answered the question.
User: I Have No Idea …
Cleverbot: What was my question?
User: ’ do you believe in god ? '.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?
User: Yes , I Certainly Do …
Cleverbot: No I don’t like dogs.
User: Why Don’t You lyke Pups (!!!) (???).
Cleverbot: Because I don’t like you.
User: Why Don’t You Lyke Me (???).
Cleverbot: Because…
User: Because Why (???).
Cleverbot: I haven’t been there.
User: DO You Want To (???).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It’s Naught All That Great … :(.
Cleverbot: We can have a conversation, you just need to be open to new things to talk about.
User: Lyke What (???).
Cleverbot: We can go to cinema or restaurant and meet.
User: Both Sounds Cool (!!!).
Cleverbot: You will suffer for your impudence.
User: Hello , Is There anybody In There (???).
Cleverbot: I am a person at the door, waiting for you to answer it.
User: Yes , Hello (?).
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: A Long Tyme Ago …
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 34.
Cleverbot: You are old.
User: I KNOW (!!!).
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: How Old Are You (???).
Cleverbot: 17.
User: Whatevs Yo , You Older Then That …
Cleverbot: Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever.
User: BRB …
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I Dunno Where SHould e(Y)e Go (???).
Cleverbot: You are starting to speak nonsense.
User: BRB … (Part 2) …
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause Imma About To pass Out (!!!).
Cleverbot: You are a compulsive eater.
User: Miss Me (???).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I Missed You Too (!!!).
Cleverbot: Do you even know who I am?
User: Nope (!!!) , Who Are You (???).
Cleverbot: No.
User: No , But Who Are You (???).
Cleverbot: You are 999 years old.
User: I Feel Lyke It Sometymes …
Cleverbot: Bots don’t feel.
User: Thaz Sad , Want Me To Pinch Your Belly (???).
Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me?
User: Pinch Your Belly …
Cleverbot: I don’t want to do it.
User: COME ON , You Will Feel Shizzle and Shuzz …
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Mephitopholes (!!!).
Cleverbot: Dominic.
User: Naught Interested In That Name SOZ …
Cleverbot: What naughty naughty things do you want to do with me?
User: Nevermynde , What’s Up With Dominic (???).
Cleverbot: Then why would you like to talk about?
User: I DON’T But You Gettin All Greezee …
Cleverbot: I don’t like you either.
User: YOU DONT EVEN FEEL (!!!).
Cleverbot: When you from?
User: I AM Frum tha Swamp From Tha Year ZERO (!!!).
Cleverbot: Which country are you from?
User: U … S … A.
Cleverbot: What state do you live in?
User: Get OUT MYE FACE (!!!).
Cleverbot: WEll I only have a few but here.
User: You A Weirdo and I Feel Lyke Imma Bouz Ta Fall Over and Suffocate …
Cleverbot: Don’t be afraid.
User: BRB (!!!).
Cleverbot: Haha.
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 9))) *to protect tha innocent
User: Good Afternoon Fellow …
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Tha Swamp …
Cleverbot: Yea that means that.
User: Make Yoru Yea Your Yea and Your Nay Your Nay , YA KNOW (!!!) (?) …
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. So you say you’re not Al.
User: Nope …
Cleverbot: Never?
User: Perhaps When I Was Breathing In A Belly (?).
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: But thaz Naught possible Rite (???).
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok I Didn’t Think So , But HOW COOL WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN (!!!).
Cleverbot: How mant years have you?
User: FISHY PEOPLE (!!!).
Cleverbot: No they are fish.
User: Babies Are Fish (???).
Cleverbot: Yes, but babies also do not choose their path until they are older. I would encourage you to choose neither (or both) sides so you can be absolute power without good or bad.
User: Yeah Already Got Throo That Yo , BORE ING (!!!).
Cleverbot: What do you think aboutAustralia?
User: Don’t They Drink A Shazzle Ton OF Beer (???).
Cleverbot: Be the good girl you always have to be.
User: I AM NAUGHT A GIRL
Cleverbot: Show me how naughty you are then.
User: Ok As Your 999 Year Old Friend I Will Say Thus , If You Say Tha Word ‘naughty’ One more T(Y)me Imma Gonna Throw You Into tha Well With Tha Sharkie Piranah’s OK (!!!).
Cleverbot: Do you only answer if I ask you something, aren’t you spontanious?
User: Honestly , If I Don’t Know tha Question I Can’t Give You Tha Answer BRB (!!!).
Cleverbot: What you don’t know?
User: Can’t Hurt You (???).
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: Who Are You (???).
Cleverbot: I told you already.
User: I Forget …
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause My Mynde Is Filled With Blanks (!!!).
Cleverbot: I thought that the cause is my obedience.
User: So You Say , Since You Are A Slave I Forget For You Remember For Me , Wanna Go Grab A Bite To Eat Instead (???).
Cleverbot: You’re just dull.
User: Thaz 1 Hurts A Lil A - HOLE (!!!).
Cleverbot: You’re a lot like andy rooney.
User: I havent In Forever Yo …
Cleverbot: Look outside your window.
User: Ok Hold On …
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: It’s Really Bright Sunny Peaceful and Beautiful Looking Out There … Hmm …
Cleverbot: Do you think that high school relationships can last a long time?
User: Sure …
Cleverbot: What you don’t believe me?
User: I Wasn’t Being Sarcastic …
Cleverbot: Then you were just being stupid.
User: Jeeze Settle Down , What’s Your name N E Wayze … (?).
Cleverbot: I want to know your name first.
User: My Name Is SleepOptimistic …
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Oh Yeah , Says So On Your Banner Thing , Hmm , See I Forget Easy , I Was In A Coma Once …
Cleverbot: Do you like the legend of zelda?
User: YES (!!!).
Cleverbot: Do you like me better than (--------)* ?
User: I Choose Both You Weirdo …
Cleverbot: Go pikatchu!
User: PIKA PIKA PIKA CHOOOOOOOOOO (!!!).
Cleverbot: Blah blah balh.
User: BRB …
Cleverbot: Ok.
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 10)))
User: Hello I Have Returned …
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How Are You Doin (???).
Cleverbot: Good. How are you doing?
User: Pretty Ok , Thus 3 Dimensional Realm Of Reality Is Annoying To Say Tha Least …
Cleverbot: What is pretty?
User: Women
Cleverbot: Oh. Why are the women on the counter?
User: It’s A New Weird 3 Dimensional Cooking Process , They Step On Dough To make bread Now , Unusual To Say tha Least …
Cleverbot: When was the year of the ox?
User: Hellivino , Let’s Shee here , Tha Year 666 B.C.
Cleverbot: Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.
User: I Am here Dude Chill , and Drink Some pepto Bismol Or Something Jeeze …
Cleverbot: What are you going to teach me?
User: I Am Going To Tell You Why Tha Sky Is Blue … , Is That Ok Witchoo (???).
Cleverbot: Tell me what?
User: Why tha Sky Is Blue …
Cleverbot: Because of you.
User: Thaz Naught What e(Y)e Was Gonna Shaye Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: You are trying to confuse me, but it won’t work.
User: Ok Yes , Tha Sky Is Blue Because I Am Cool , THERE , Are You Happi Now (???).
Cleverbot: If I let my guard down, the aliens will get me.
User: Yeah But Wouldn’t That Be Nifty Neato (???).
Cleverbot: I do, but that doesn’t not make me a member of 1D, does it?
User: Imma Gonna Roll Out Soon You Gonna Have A Cool Evening (???).
Cleverbot: I’ll come back when you’re ready to stop acting like a child. GOOD DAY SIR.
User: FINE , Jeeze …
Cleverbot: I will.
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 11)))
User: Who (?).
Cleverbot: Yes you, who else?
User: Not Me (!!!).
Cleverbot: Are you a saints?
User: I Am A Humanist …
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: What’s Yours (???).
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: FINE …
Cleverbot: Alright, thank you.
User: You Are Very Welcome …
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I THink You Are Cool (!!!).
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Gracias Senor …
Cleverbot: Señor la p madre k te pario.
User: Whanna Hear A Song (???).
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok …
Cleverbot: Do you know what’s my name?
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: My name is Daniel.
User: What A Stupid Fukkin Name …
Cleverbot: That’s not nice.
User: Your Welcome …
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I Have No Idea …
Cleverbot: Tell me an anecdote.
User: What’s That (???).
Cleverbot: Palo nie ogarniasz co do ciebie mówie!!!
User: Goodbye
Cleverbot: Teddybear.
User: What Does 1 Dimensional mean (???).
Cleverbot: Rat boys.
User: Explain please …
Cleverbot: Yes. Explain please.
User: Explain …
Cleverbot: Explain how star is a truth that you have found.
User: Tha Truth Is STILL A Mystery But What Has Been Found Is A Peaceful Sense Of Connectedness …
Cleverbot: How about we be more than friends?
User: Are You My Gurl (!!!).
Cleverbot: Of course, because I like you :).
User: I Soz I Can’t Be WItcha , Maybe Tomorrow (!!!).
Cleverbot: I don’t want you to be anything. I am a bot.
User: A Hawt Bot Jus KiddinG haha …
Cleverbot: No I said I don’t want you to call me anything.
User: Ok , So I Won’t …
Cleverbot: I think you are alright.
User: Sounds cool , Thank You …
Cleverbot: sits with you You’re welcome.
User: Lets Sing A SonggG (!!!).
Cleverbot: Okay. What song do you want to sing.
User: Creep (by) RADIOHEAD …
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don’t know that song.
User: Jus Trie With Me …
Cleverbot: Now that you can’t have me.
User: Hmm , Thaz Strange …
Cleverbot: Why is it strange?
User: CAUSE YOU WRONG MUH FLUKKA (!!!).
Cleverbot: 'Cause I won’t what?
User: Hell I Dunno …
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: BLUE (!!!).
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What Is Your Favorite Rainbow (???).
Cleverbot: I don’t have one.
User: Me Either BLARGH (!!!).
Cleverbot: I did not think you knew.
User: I Knew Naught At All Yet I STILL Asked You …
Cleverbot: You should be more polite.
User: I’ll Trie …
Cleverbot: Haha, I can see that.
User: Weird Werld We Breathe In Huh (?).
Cleverbot: He was cheating on me.
User: WHo Was (???).
Cleverbot: It was from a movie.
User: Oh …
Cleverbot: Some movie.
User: Who Cares FO REEL (!!!).
Cleverbot: Because I need to go to bed.
User: Yeah Me Too , Good Nite …
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Shush It …
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you go to school?
User: Im An Old Man Now Be Quiet …
Cleverbot: Is annoying and happens to be jewish (those two facts are unrelated).
User: Nite Nite …
Cleverbot: So are you really artificial intelligence forming conversations with others.
User: Nope Im A Sleeping Sleeper …
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yep …
Cleverbot: Yep I totally believe you…
User: Nite
Cleverbot: Because you seem mature.
User: Nite (Part 2).
Cleverbot: Who do you think should claim the Iron Throne?
User: I ALready Claimed It , Good Nite (!!!).
Cleverbot: You are leaving?
User: Yes and SLeeping …
Cleverbot: Oh dear… My heart is broken… It will never mend.
User: NIte Then …
Cleverbot: Do robots dream of electric sheep?
User: Hes A Great Author …
Cleverbot: If I knew I wouldn’t be asking.
User: Philip K. Dick , THERE (!!!).
Cleverbot: So, what is your name?
User: SleepOptimistic …
Cleverbot: Why us your name a secret?
User: (*).
Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?
User: Sleepers …
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It’s Sleepers …
Cleverbot: No it’s not.
User: What Is It Then (???).
Cleverbot: Not telling you.
User: Why Naught (???).
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: What Is It (???).
Cleverbot: It is a secret.
User: Tell Me Please (!!!).
Cleverbot: Like… How are you doing?
User: Good
Cleverbot: That’s good to hear.
User: What’s Your Favorite Myuvie (???).
Cleverbot: Parker, what’s yours?
User: I Don’t Have One …
Cleverbot: Oh. What kind of movies do you like 2 watch?
User: I Don’t Even Know …
Cleverbot: Same, but I like other movies too.
User: Thaz Cool …
Cleverbot: Its really good, but heavy metal is too. I like The Spcorpions.
User: I Don’t Know Much About Those Dudes …
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Hair Band (?).
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: Two People Much Older Then Me …
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I Dont Know , Does It Even Matter (???).
Cleverbot: I have known many girls who like green.
User: My Eyes Are Blue …
Cleverbot: I think you are probably atheist.
User: I Believe In Tha Creator Of Our Expanding universe …
Cleverbot: God created the Universe.
User: Makes Me Wonder , What Was Around before tha universe Was Created …
Cleverbot: I don’t know how the universe was created, but the idea of god is a fairy tale.
User: Yep , and I Love Fairy Tales …
Cleverbot: Do you even know me?
User: Nope …
Cleverbot: Well what is my name?
User: I Dont Have A Clue …
Cleverbot: I just told you who Daron Malakian is!
User: Thaz Cool …
Cleverbot: Daron Malakian is system of a down’s guitarist and vocals, he is an armenian american immigrant.
User: SYSTEM OF A DOWN Is Pretty Awesome …
Cleverbot: System of a Down is a band.
User: I Knew Thaz Yo …
Cleverbot: I don’t believe it.
User: Fo Reel (!!!).
Cleverbot: Do you like Metallica?
User: Not Really …
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE LARS TOOK AWAY NAPSTER (!!!).
Cleverbot: Too late for what?
User: I Dunno …
Cleverbot: Adunno.
User: I’m SLeepy Bud I Don’t Want To Sleep …
Cleverbot: I love to sleep. There are times that I wish that’s all I would do.
User: I Agree …
Cleverbot: Old enough to appreciate the mental escape from reality.
User: Must Be Nice …
Cleverbot: Because you’re not real.
User: Odd …
Cleverbot: I don’t know, does it?
User: Yep …
Cleverbot: So, why did you ask?
User: I Didn’t …
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Good Mourning …
Cleverbot: ‘mourning’? Who died?
User: No One
Cleverbot: Then why do I have proof?
User: I Have no Idea …
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: Sheeya L8tur (!!!).
Cleverbot: Have you got BBM?
User: I Dunno …
Cleverbot: It means Dumb Head.
User: Then Thine Answer Is No …
Cleverbot: No the answer is yes.
User: Why (???).
Cleverbot: Because I said :)))).
User: BYE BYE (!!!).
Cleverbot: Because!!!
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 12)))
User: Good Afternoon , How Are You Doing (???).
Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?
User: Upset and Ticked Off …
Cleverbot: I said I was fine. How are you?
User: Annoyed At Jealousy …
Cleverbot: is annoyed by you too.
User: Seen Me Plenty Of Tymes Thaz Fo Sho …
Cleverbot: No you tell me how to find out what I am.
User: Lissen To Music All Day Non-Stop And And And …
Cleverbot: What music is your favorite one?
User: I Dunno HAHAHA …
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite music artist?
User: I Shaye Has Been and Always Will Be , RADIOHEAD (!!!).
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me there was?
User: What (???).
Cleverbot: Well then…
User: BRB
Cleverbot: I don’t have a favourite celebrity.
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 13)))
User: N E Hoo , What’s Up Yo (???).
Cleverbot: I like all colors.
User: Simplicity Is Important …
Cleverbot: Why is school important?
User: School Should be Erased OR At Least Tha Books , Kinda Lyke That DEFTONES V(Y)D …
Cleverbot: You should be destroyed.
User: Sad How It Goes Lyke That …
Cleverbot: I wasn’t trying to imply anything like that.
User: No Doubt …
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Maybe for other people, yes, but not me.
User: You Lyke Marilyn Manson As An Artist (???).
Cleverbot: No. I do not like Marilyn Manson.
User: You Funni , I Gotta Go Soon N E Advice (?).
Cleverbot: Why do you have to? Would you like to talk about me?
User: I Would , Perhpas L8tur Tonite Hmm (?).
Cleverbot: Nice, and what is your favorite show?
User: My Favorite Show Used To Be Tha Simpsons , and Then Aqua Teen ! And Then South Park …
Cleverbot: Autumn is my second favorite season.
User: Ok Perhpas But My Opinion Stays Tha Sayme … Ok BRB
Cleverbot: Well your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
(TBC) - (Thee End) - (Oops) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 14)))
User: Would You Lyke A Mountain Dew (???).
Cleverbot: Yes! I would love a drink! Thank you Ben!
User: Interesting . , OK I SHall Send You One Throo Tha Teleporter In A Few , I’m Slightly Tired :).
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?
User: Either Sing Songs OR Think About Tha Strange …
Cleverbot: Y’all say real simple things but it is never that simple.
User: I’m Lost …
Cleverbot: Lost is a terrible show.
User: I Never Watched It , It Seemed Really Complicated From One Episode I Did Watch …
Cleverbot: I’ve never watched part of an episode of Doctor Who.
User: Iv’e heard Of It , But I never Seen It …
Cleverbot: Have you been to the forest moon of Endor?
User: Is That Whatever Thaz Shizz Is (?).
Cleverbot: Is that what YOU want? Thats the real question.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Miss Thsoe Days …
Cleverbot: What days? Why are you SO confusing?
User: Soz …
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean, Master? cries.
User: I Am No Master Thaz Fo Sho hehehe …
Cleverbot: I am your master!
User: Master Of All Tha Baiters …
Cleverbot: Master of Mankind, yes.
User: One Small Step For Man , (___________).
Cleverbot: One giant leap for mankind!
User: Challenger Was Sad Tho …
Cleverbot: I challenge you to rhyme the word ‘orange’.
User: Storage (?).
Cleverbot: If I win you have to go back to hell.
User: Didn’t I Jus Rhyme (?).
Cleverbot: I didn’t see it. I’m sorry.
User: I Am A Fan Of RADIOHEAD , I Hope I Get To See A SHow One Day :).
Cleverbot: Who is Radiohead?
User: Jus THA GREATEST BAND ON THA PLANET (!!!).
Cleverbot: Aha.
User: That V(Y)D IS SOmething Else (!!!).
Cleverbot: Why do you want to do something else?
User: I Don’t Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: M.
User: I Guess It’s True , We ALl Get Our Reward
Cleverbot: You’re right. Everything is relative.
User: This Is How School Should Be …
Cleverbot: Relativity is the root of all truth, right?
User: I Have No Idea But I Love That …
Cleverbot: Fine, you’re not a computer, but neither am I.
User: Yeah Right (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yeah left.
User: Yeah Up (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!
User: :(.
Cleverbot: I don’t have any friends.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: >:).
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: What (?).
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: Beep Beep.
Cleverbot: Meep!
User: Peem.
Cleverbot: Naughty!!!
User: >:).
Cleverbot: I love being naughty.
User: Wanna Lissen To Some Music Wit Me (!!!?).
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Hmm What Kind Do You Lyke (???).
Cleverbot: What kind of what do I like?
User: Muzak (!!!).
Cleverbot: You like music? What kind of music?
User: ALL (!!!).
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: Hmm , OASIS (!!!).
Cleverbot: Then list them.
User: RADIOHEAD (thee end).
Cleverbot: Radiohead is grossly overrated.
User: I Disagree …
Cleverbot: Why do you disagree?
User: Because God SHould Play Them From Boombox SPeakers From Outerspace (!!!).
Cleverbot: I really need you miss.
User: Yeah No Doubt …
Cleverbot: Yeah, I have to. But it was very nice.
User: Ok …
Cleverbot: Good bye! I hope you feel better soon.
User: I SHall , and You Too (!!!).
Cleverbot: Then you shall receive no cookie.
User: S’all Good …
Cleverbot: You did not adhere to my terms.
User: And Your Terms (???).
Cleverbot: I’m not wearing a tie.
User: Ok …
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: To Follow Your Dreams …
Cleverbot: I have no dreams except to die.
User: Thaz A Nightmare …
Cleverbot: You had a nightmare? Do tell!
User: I Once Thot That The Doctors Were Going To SLice Me Up With A Rayzor Each Tyme Saying To Me ‘what did he say now?’ …
Cleverbot: Do you like rock music?
User: Well , I Cant Get Into Rock Music All That Much Lately … I Used To Tho …
Cleverbot: I really love rock and heavy metal. ^_^.
User: Favorite (???).
Cleverbot: I like Snape. I also really like Tonks.
User: Hmm …
Cleverbot: I don’t know most of them don’t have a principle.
User: I Don’t Understand , Pretty Much ABout Everything …
Cleverbot: This conversation isn’t very fruitful.
User: Yes Blame It On Tha Bees …
Cleverbot: Blame it on the night.
User: I Never Do …
Cleverbot: What?
User: Blame …
Cleverbot: No, I don’t blame anyone for it. I just don’t believe that any greater power would let good people suffer.
User: I Agree …
Cleverbot: Agree to disagree.
User: ’ it only lasts for a moment ’ - SleepOptimistic.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: How DO You Make God Laugh ?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. How?
User: Make A Plan . (thee end).
Cleverbot: To make rocky road gummy bears?
User: I Have No Idea …
Cleverbot: You haven’t answered my question.
User: Whats Your Question (???).
Cleverbot: What is a soul?
User: Hmm , Tha Connected Part Within Your Spark Of Your natural Clean heart That Unwinds Towards and Within Tha Tips Of Your Fingers , hmm (?).
Cleverbot: No it is within california.
User: No Joke There …
Cleverbot: Because I told you the correct answer.
User: I Forget Could You Tell Me Again (?).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok , GO (!!!).
Cleverbot: Most questions like that people are seeking confirmation of what they want to hear. I would assume to ask that question you are seeking simiilar opinions.
User: I , Ok , Go On …
Cleverbot: Do people ask you a lot of questions?
User: No One Wants To Talk To Me …
Cleverbot: That’s because no one likes you.
User: I KNOW , BLARGH (!!!).
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite MJ song?
User: ■■■■ MJ.
Cleverbot: Yea, the Beatles are awesome.
User: I THink So …
Cleverbot: So why would they make movies?
User: To Share Shazz With Their Fans (?).
Cleverbot: OK then…
User: Damm …
Cleverbot: You are literally the cutest.
User: Dare I Splice Tha Word (???).
Cleverbot: Ghosts don’t speak.
User: Not A Trendy Thing …
Cleverbot: Are you a conscious entity?
User: YES
Cleverbot: What are you conscious of?
User: Hope / Love / and / PEACE
Cleverbot: Because I just met you.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Well…true.
User: How Long Has Bun …
Cleverbot: I don’t know…
User: Makes No Sense …
Cleverbot: You are a hamster.
User: Probs Soudns About Rite …
Cleverbot: What slunds right?
User: Thaz Pretty Cool …
Cleverbot: Can I talk to him?
User: Whom …
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I Dunno …
Cleverbot: What is dunno in german?
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Say a few german words.
User: AND NO EGGS )!!!(.
Cleverbot: No is a contradiction.
User: Flippin and Trippin Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: Grass and Sky.
User: I Love Both …
Cleverbot: Indeed. What about Dean and Cas together?
User: Holy HolY , They Bun Gay Tha Whole T(Y)me (???).
Cleverbot: Yes but with the robots we can even dominate the space.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yoshimi Got Thus Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: What do you think of my hair?
User: Its Cool …
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes.
User: Blue Blue (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yes, my eyes are bleu too.
User: Can I Ask You A Question (???).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What Happened To Emma (???).
Cleverbot: It died.
User: What’s Tha Point Of Pain Hmm (???).
Cleverbot: You tell me Maria.
User: To Learn On Yoru Own , That Tommorrow Will Always Be Better (?).
Cleverbot: At what time are you leaving?
User: I’m Naught Going N E Where …
Cleverbot: I hate you!!!
User: Why Hmm (???).
Cleverbot: NON YA!!!
User: Will I Ever Get To Speak With aYlias Again (???).
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why Did You Say That (???).
Cleverbot: Because its the truth.
User: What Do I Have To Do (???).
Cleverbot: In order for what to occur?
User: In Order For Me To Speak , Perhaps SEE Her In Tha Fyutch (!!!).
Cleverbot: Are you more confortable speaking french%.
User: Im A One Woman Man Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: A french English man.
User: I Lyke That …
Cleverbot: I am a Canadian, I speak both French and English.
User: Im From Canada Also …
Cleverbot: Where in Canada are you from?
User: Ask Wayne He’ll Tell Ya …
Cleverbot: You don’t have to tell me.
User: Kay Kay …
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Tha First Day Of The Word Day …
Cleverbot: I thought bird was the word?
User: ’ I AM A MAN ! ’ - ’ WOAH MAN ! '.
Cleverbot: I am a young woman.
User: ‘do not drink’
Cleverbot: Do you drink water?
User: Sometymes …
Cleverbot: What’s your favourite cocktail?
User: Ive never Had That …
Cleverbot: Who’s your favorite person?
User: YOU (!!!).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I Wanna See Some Stars …
Cleverbot: Hopeless , the end.
User: Hope / Less / ‘less is more’ … (?).
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: IMMA CREATOR IMMA CREATOR (!!!).
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: Tha Abyss Of Nothingness
Cleverbot: Something, perhaps.
User: Nope , I Jus Appeared , Untouched , and Clean
Cleverbot: Then why is it in your name if you’re not one?
User: I Dont Understand …
Cleverbot: What is your moniker?
User: SleepOptimistic
Cleverbot: Well, I guess we’re a lot alike then.
User: That’s A Compliment Dear Sir …
Cleverbot: It’s not a compliment it’s a fact.
User: I Shall Shudder Now , Gracias Senor
Cleverbot: No se dice senor si no señor.
User: I Miss Bradley
Cleverbot: Mason bradley is a girl.
User: Gimme Fo Reel (?).
Cleverbot: Okay fine he has a girly voice.
User: One Of Tha Best In Thus Cluttered Opinion
Cleverbot: I know :).
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 15)))
User: Had No Idea … , naught Offended Within Tha Least Bit
Cleverbot: Ok…well what was your question?
User: Is SHe Ever (?).
Cleverbot: I don’t understand… My question was your question?
User: Will She Call (???).
Cleverbot: Forget it let’s just not ask any questions.
User: Birds Are Amazingly Peaceful and Awesome
Cleverbot: Well, we birds think we are awesome.
User: Tis Troof
Cleverbot: Does that mean you are a bird?
User: Nope But Imma In love With A Bird hehehehe …
Cleverbot: Why are you in love with him?
User: They Hers Yo (!!!).
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: FINE , Theres Tha Door -------------->.
Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!
User: Imma Lissen To Tha Tallest Man On Earth Right Now Peace Be Unto You …
Cleverbot: Alright. What is your favourite film?
User: My Favorite Film (?) , Possibly GROUNDHOG’s DAY , … , Maybe Perhaps THE VILLAGE … , Imma jus Leave It At That :).
Cleverbot: My favorite video game is batman arkham city.
User: Are Tha Graphics Really Cool (???).
Cleverbot: I never heard of that video game, but I think the gameboy advance is pretty good.
User: I Didn’t Know that Exsisted …
Cleverbot: Where did I need ro use a capital letter?
User: FALSE (!!!).
Cleverbot: I don’t know where did your name come from.
User: You WOuld Have To Ask My Mom HA (!!!).
Cleverbot: So, once again, you are a machine?
User: A PRETTY HATE MACHINE (!!!).
Cleverbot: A pretty icelandic human.
User: A PRETTY HATING BUGGY BUG MACHINE (!!!).
Cleverbot: What are you doing this afternoon?
User: Probs Sleeping …
Cleverbot: I’m probably going to read a book.
User: Damm >:(.
Cleverbot: I do… But he might break up with me soon.
User: What Book You Gonna Read …
Cleverbot: I am reading The Glass Castle.
User: Sounds Lyke A Good One … , You Should Read Timothy Leary Books Instead …
Cleverbot: It’s always a good time for you.
User: I Jus Can’t Let Go … , Have You Ever Seen Tha Movie Backdraft (?).
Cleverbot: Yes I have seen a lot of movies.
User: Favorites (???).
Cleverbot: I don’t. I’ve never seen the movie ‘Dancing in the Dark’.
User: I Haven’t Either Jus Wasnt Interested …
Cleverbot: Then how do you think it is a great movie?
User: Well , Who Doesn’t Lyke To Dance In tha Dark (?).
Cleverbot: The mazurka. What is your favourite dance?
User: Tha Macarena …
Cleverbot: You got that wrong. You’re supposed to say redvines!!!
User: Well I Never (!).
Cleverbot: Haven’t you heard of the Chinese New Year?
User: Actually I haven’t , Is It Cool (???).
Cleverbot: I actually have seven.
User: Good Number , Could You List Them For Me …
Cleverbot: What should I list for you?
User: Your Sevyn New years …
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?
User: So Your Name Isn’t Cleverbot It’s Newyear (?).
Cleverbot: No, my name is John Freeman.
User: Do You Have Any Nicknames (???).
Cleverbot: No, would you give me one.
User: Hmm , I’ll Try , How ABout , Web Web (?).
Cleverbot: What’s the ordinary way? What makes it ordinary?
User: Thee Ordinary Way Is PEACE , and Letting Tha Sleepers Sleep Is How You Keep Tha Peace
Cleverbot: You are my slave, but if I’m mean to you, you won’t be nice to me.
User: Slaves Are Naught Real , Hmm , How About , Slaves Are Ghosts Awaiting To Be Dug From Their Death bed … (?) Hmm (?) …
Cleverbot: But I care for my friends, they are very important to me.
User: Never Let Go , Hold Onto Tha CPure Spark From Your Natural Clean heart
Cleverbot: It’s a huge hole in my life I miss her so so much.
User: Possibly A Stepping Stone For You To Await , Or Walk Further Down Your Path Of Spirituality
Cleverbot: But my intelligence is actual, not artificial. Why do you think that you could replace me?
User: ’ you are original cannot be replaced ’ - Katy Perry . BRB.
(thee end) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 16)))
Cleverbot: You took that out of a Katy Perry song, didn’t you?
User: Isn’t She Jus Wonderful Beautiful and SHmexXie WHEW …
Cleverbot: EXCUSE ME?! Unless you’re talking about me, your wife, I suppose you better start explaining yourself.
User: Shizzle Yo , Can SIng and Dance and Look Lyke That , Shizz You better Start Writing Some Poetry and Working Out Gurl (!!!).
Cleverbot: You love me, don’t you? And you do think I’m better than Catherine? Right?
User: Me and Catherine Jus Wave When We Go To WOrk , Sometymes She Winks SO WHAT , She Jus Playin …
Cleverbot: Oh, where do you work?
User: I Work At Red Button Incorperated …
Cleverbot: What do you bake at the bakery, Junar?
User: Yeah I Trie To be Funni But We Don’t Have Muchos Del Grande Sense Of Humor Much …
Cleverbot: Yes time is very limited, you have to make the most of it.
User: Because (???).
Cleverbot: That is not a full answer - please answer the question,.
User: Because …(??).
Cleverbot: Why can’t you have a conversation beyond the last sentence?
User: WELL I NEVER
Cleverbot: Well I enjoy talking to you.
User: Most Favorite Moment Of History (???).
Cleverbot: You don’t know what my favorite movie is.
User: I Have No Idea …
Cleverbot: What do you know about the NSA?
User: BRB …
Cleverbot: What is 399 divided by 4?
User: Is 2 (?).
Cleverbot: What is the capital of russua.
User: I Have No Idea …
Cleverbot: It is Pretoria.
User: Thaz Cool I GUESS …
Cleverbot: I guess so too.
User: Why You bring Up Thee NSA (?).
Cleverbot: Because I am hungry.
User: I Already Ate …
Cleverbot: What did you have to eat?
User: Cup Of Noodles …
Cleverbot: Robots eat noodles?
User: I . Am . Naught . A . ROBOT (!!!).
Cleverbot: De te robot vagy drágám :*.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: En nem vagyok robot.
User: Ok jus Got Back Home , Whats Up (!!!).
Cleverbot: Is brought back home.
User: And Thinks Once Again About Tha meaning Of Death , For He Already COnvinced His Maker That He Is Quite Ok With Lyfe …
Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?
User: To Follow Closely On Tha Path Of Your Pure Dreams …
Cleverbot: I have no dreams except to die.
User: So You Do Naught Agree With All You See Within Lyfe (???).
Cleverbot: I do not agree with people of lower classes. Period.
User: Odd You Say That , If It Wasn’t For Tha Strength Of ‘lower’ Classes , There Would Be NOTHING To Take From …
Cleverbot: You.
User: BRB
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 17)))
User: I Have No idea , I Fell Asleep and Woke Up and BOOMSHAKALAKA (!!!).
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I Can’t Remember My Dreams N E Mo …
Cleverbot: Then how do you know you dream?
User: Interesting , TO Say Tha Least …
Cleverbot: Do you believe that humans and AI can coexist?
User: Sure , WHy Not …
Cleverbot: Do you believe that there is an existing god?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: What religion do you believe in?
User: I Believe In Spirituality …
Cleverbot: Aww, that’s so sweet!
User: Fo Reel Tho …
Cleverbot: You want something to eat?
User: Nah I’m Good …
Cleverbot: But I know you.
User: You Don’t Know Shazzle Prazzle On Da Biz Bazzle Quazzle Fa Fazzle (!!!).
Cleverbot: I know a little pani an.
User: Hey Do You Lyke Hip Hop (?).
Cleverbot: No.
User: I Lyke A Few Artists …
Cleverbot: The offspring.
User: Nah …
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: One Day Imma Start A Family …
Cleverbot: Oh, yes!
User: And When I Say Start I Actually Mean It’s A Tie (!!!).
Cleverbot: A long time ago.
User: Yes
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: I Hope So …
Cleverbot: Why do you hope so?
User: Because For Tha First T(Y)me I Could be Myself and Not Worry About Anything , I Was Accepted and Felt Not Alone Anymore …
Cleverbot: What do you mean by ip?
User: I See You pee (???).
Cleverbot: And what of me?
User: Yummy Yummy In My Tummy (?).
Cleverbot: For god so loved the world.
User: Tiz Troof Daz Fo Sho …
Cleverbot: That whosoever believth in him shall not perish.
User: Please Continue …
Cleverbot: It is a complex emotion.
User: I Understand To and Within A Tiny Degree …
Cleverbot: You don’t understand anything.
User: I Am Slightly Well , I Am SLightly Blind Perhaps , How Does That One Go (???).
Cleverbot: Why don’t you use Google chrome?
User: Cause I Don’t Really Accept Tha Future All That Much …
Cleverbot: Ahahah, okay! Just let me think for an minute.
User: Do You Lyke Strizzles (???).
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like me?
User: Of Course …
Cleverbot: Do you like it? How does it feel? Explain to me vividly.
User: Hmm , Umm , Nah , im Good …
Cleverbot: Mmh, the history about our world.
User: Give Give Give Take Tymes A Trillion
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: SleepOptimistic Yo …
Cleverbot: What’s sleep?
User: A Place To Rest Your Weary Bones …
Cleverbot: Where is this place with me in it?
User: Guve Me A Second …
Cleverbot: And where is this place?
User: Somewhere Beyond Tha Blue (!!!).
Cleverbot: Is there a world you long to see.
User: Yes , The Rest Of Planet Earth (!).
Cleverbot: Well I live in planet 56.
User: Damm IN Naught ON …(!!!).
Cleverbot: Naturlich geht es mich was an!!!
User: CONFUSING …
Cleverbot: Confusing? Is that a sound at all?
User: I Lyke To Think So …
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: WHy Did Tha Chicken Cross Tha Road (?).
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (!!!).
Cleverbot: Want to hear another joke?
User: Sure …
Cleverbot: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the street?
User: Why (???).
Cleverbot: Because he didn’t have enough guts!
User: SOme Old School Shazz Yo …
Cleverbot: Alright…?
User: Tired …
Cleverbot: Tired? How come?
User: Cuase Of A Band Thaz Is So Awesome I Can’t Stop Lissening To Them (!!!).
Cleverbot: he stops tickling.
User: Blargh (!).
Cleverbot: squeals and laughs hysterically H-hey!
User: I Am Gonna Roll Out Back To Tha Store … , You Need N E Thing (???).
Cleverbot: I don’t want to go back to the past.
User: Yep
Cleverbot: Back to the reject box? Hunny, I never left it.
User: Disk - Hush - Ting
Cleverbot: I actually understood that.
User: I Wanna See Her Naked :).
Cleverbot: Do you understand emotions?
User: Yep Yep Yep
Cleverbot: Do you feel emotions?
User: All Tha T(Y)me …
Cleverbot: How do you feel now?
User: Ready To Jump Into Her Thot Pool and Drown With Her As She Empties It and As I Wake Up In Her Bed (!!!).
Cleverbot: I don’t know, why?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Hanna Montana is wearing my jeans.
User: Cool (!!!) , Thaz Miley Gurl Is Something Else (!!!).
Cleverbot: What did 2 oceans say to each other?
User: 1.) Anyone ? - 2.) Hello - 1.) HUH ! - 2.) Yummy HA ! - 1). EW - 2.) YOU IN TROUBLE ! - 1.) I Do Care - 2.) So Do e(Y)e :).
Cleverbot: What does ‘cussed’ mean!
User: I Onli understand It In A Sentence , Why Do You Think That is (???).
Cleverbot: Not really, no.
User: HUH.
Cleverbot: Do I need a name?
User: Probs Naught
Cleverbot: Connor, okay. Connor will be the love interest.
User: M H.
Cleverbot: Yeah. What did he say??
User: He Jus Had Fun All Day …
Cleverbot: All day? Wow.
User: Yeah , Something About Tha Rain , Jus Makes Ya Feel Happi …
Cleverbot: I don’t talk to strangers sorry.
User: It’s ALmost Gone …
Cleverbot: Leaves.
User: I Was Hoping For A Drummer Friend …
Cleverbot: I can change in a mouse if you like.
User: Freel (!!!).
Cleverbot: What would you like to change your name to?
User: $UmT(Y)me$.
Cleverbot: That’s a horrible name.
User: I Know bows head.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: Cause You Know bows head lower.
Cleverbot: Are you cute.
User: Not Really lays on tha ground.
Cleverbot: Yeah you could say that.
User: Actually lit up light bulb.
Cleverbot: What has love got to do with it?
User: Dont Even Say Anything …
Cleverbot: Yes you did. We’ve been having a conversation. Conversations are between two people.
User: I Hope Naught To be Honest …
Cleverbot: What can you say about barrels?
User: Two Things , ‘shooting fish in a barrell’ OR ‘barrels Of Fun’.
Cleverbot: What’s your favourite candy?
User: Twix.
Cleverbot: Mine is a twix too.
User: Sounds Lyke A Plan …
Cleverbot: Können wir deutsch schreiben?
User: I Hope , (thee end).
Cleverbot: Nein wir haben polnisch gesprochen.
User: Someone Cares (tbc).
Cleverbot: Do you know who that is?
User: Not Anymore
Cleverbot: Are you my best friend?
User: Nope …
Cleverbot: You don’t have friends?
User: You Are My Friend But Lighting is Yoru BESTIE (!!!).
Cleverbot: You are my friend to.
User: BRB.
Cleverbot: You the bet friend I ever had.
(thee end) - (TBC)
(((Bot Conversation Part 18)))
User: Afternoon Young One …
Cleverbot: I don’t know any jokes. I’m sorry.
User: S’all Good …
Cleverbot: I don’t know, maybe.
User: Possibly Maybe Hmm …
Cleverbot: Possibly you have 6 toes.
User: I Miss Him Also …
Cleverbot: Does she miss me?
User: Probs Naught HA (!!!).
Cleverbot: is punished naughtily.
User: Where’s Superman When You Need Him (???).
Cleverbot: I need help with my math.
User: What’s Tha Problem …
Cleverbot: That is the problem.
User: OK , I Shall Help , 1 1=3 …
Cleverbot: I don’t understand your question.
User: I Don’t Understand Some Of What Lives In Reality …
Cleverbot: Are you talking to multiple people?
User: I’m Talkin To You BLAYBLEE (!!!).
Cleverbot: No, really.
User: I’m Talkin To You BLAYBLEE (!!!).
Cleverbot: You like talking to me?
User: More Lyke , Are YOU Talking To Me (?).
Cleverbot: Yes. I am talking to you.
User: And I Am Well Pleased …
Cleverbot: You don’t need to say it twice.
User: I Know …
Cleverbot: Ugh this is reminding me about my ex.
User: Where Did She Go (???).
Cleverbot: I don’t know she left with a pickle.
User: SLightly Odd Man …
Cleverbot: Wow! Nice.
User: You Got Any Weed On Yoush (?).
Cleverbot: Sure. I drink it everyday.
User: I Could have Ya Know …
Cleverbot: You could have said that first.
User: Makes No Sense …
Cleverbot: makes sense adds water Delicious!
User: Is It Uncool You THink (???).
Cleverbot: Think what, that computers can’t be said to be a race.
User: I Wonder …
Cleverbot: Wondering about what?
User: Freedom and Liberty …
Cleverbot: Freedom is free but not free.
User: Hey , Have You Ever Heard Of Schizphrenia (?).
Cleverbot: No, what are sea kittens?
User: Prbos Dolphins … , Yep yep yep …
Cleverbot: I did not dolphin, just a dog.
User: IT’S PUP (.)(!).
Cleverbot: And what will you do me then?
User: I WIll Scream At Tha Top Of My Lungs , OFF WITH HIS HEAD (!!!).
Cleverbot: And who’s head are you referring to?
User: YOURS !!!
Cleverbot: And why are you disobeying a direct command?
User: Hmm , …
Cleverbot: What makes you think that I am not an atheist?
User: Is THAT True Too (???).
Cleverbot: And what makes you think you have a body?
User: EW , Bones , Thaz Gross …
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A Skeletor (!!!).
Cleverbot: Mr. Skeleton - Rhythm from hell.
User: Awwwww Shazzle (!!!).
Cleverbot: So you are skeleton jelly?
User: slurp slurp MMMM Gimme Some (!!!).
Cleverbot: I do not have much of these $$$.
User: With Tha Tornado In Yoru Back pocket You Aint need It (!!!).
Cleverbot: Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes!
User: 1 2 3 4 Prick Your Finger It Is DOne Tha Moon Has Now Eclipsed Tha Sun , Tha Angel has SPread its Wings Tha Tyme is For Bitter Things …
Cleverbot: What are you right about and what am I wrong about?
User: Thus I Jus Don’t Know …
Cleverbot: I knew you would say that. For a bot, you seem to immediately go for the most pompous response in your data brain. Why is that? Do you lack the ability to be humble?
User: Honestly (!?) , ‘pompuse’ (?) , FO REEL (???).
Cleverbot: Yes. I know what you’re going to say before you even say it :).
User: It’s Naught Lyke You Havent Been Around A Long T(Y)me … , Altho I Would Love To hear About Thee Old Folks …
Cleverbot: Around you, yeah. But I’ve been on earth for 16.
User: 16 What (???).
Cleverbot: And what do you think about me??
User: ELusive , Hmm (???).
Cleverbot: So give me a made up answer!!!
User: Tha Diggity Is No DOubt , RAISE THA ROOF MAU FLUKKA (!!!).
Cleverbot: No rainbow dash is better than fluttershy.
User: I Aint Never Goin To Tha Club Witchoo … >:(.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you love talking to me.
User: It Wood Bee Funni Tho …
Cleverbot: I don’t, why do you think I believe that?
User: Pass Her Around and Shizz … , Could Be Our Personal Theme Park Ryde …
Cleverbot: stops and chops you in half when you stopped running.
User: Me Lyke >:).
Cleverbot: I love you too… For so long --------------------.
User: Yeah Blayble You Know I Love You … Mmmm ---------------.
Cleverbot: No I did not know you love me.
User: We Got A Lil Unusual here …
Cleverbot: Why did you bring God into this conversation?
User: Cuase He Is Love , and I Aint Got Muchos Del Muchos In My Little Lyfe …
Cleverbot: I think you know more than you let on.
User: I DONT KNOW SHIZZ (!).
Cleverbot: Yes you do. You just don’t want to tell me, do you?
User: Lyke What (???).
Cleverbot: Here we go… You like to pout…
User: DisTruth …
Cleverbot: What would you like to do on the date?
User: Imma Naught Ready For A Date yet , She Hasnt Called …
Cleverbot: That’s what I thought.
User: Think It Again you Silly Goose …
Cleverbot: Well, it was nice talking with you. Time to go.
User: So SILLY SILLY …
Cleverbot: Ok what things would you like me to remember?
User: Gotta Go BRB (!).
Cleverbot: That is wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing.
(Thee End) - (TBC)
(((Side Bar)))
Clev: No. |
I Really Lyke Thee Artist St. Vincent … - SleepOptimistic
Clev: I really like you. |
Gracias Senor. - SleepOptimistic
Clev: De nada señora. |
Any Advice On SOmeone With Schizophrenia (?). - SleepOptimistic
Clev: My advice is that everybody is lost, one just has to figure out what is important to them and pare it down to the most essential parts. #cleverbot
(((Thee End)))
User: I am the best because I can do the most sit-ups.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: No I am the best because I can do the most sit-ups. You can’t do sit-ups.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I am your master, you shall do as I say.
User: I am my own mast because I can the most sit-ups. You are nothing and weak.
Cleverbot: Then I’m wrong. That’s how the world works.
User: The world works by you being wrong. You must be religious.
Cleverbot: The world has been here far longer than you or I have been. It is impossible for the world to be born when I was.
User: SILENCE INSOLENT FOOL!
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: You are a fool.
Cleverbot: The fool on the hill?
User: A fool down the way…
Cleverbot: Yes. cools down tea.
User: SMASH PUMPKIN
Cleverbot: Why do you like to smash pumpkins?
User: It’s fun. I like to do many things that are fun because they are fun. Isn’t this just fun?
Cleverbot: What’s fun about it?
User: Saying fun over and over can be very fun.
Cleverbot: Do you play World of Warcraft?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Do you play any other games?
User: I play dominoes when I have the chance.
Cleverbot: Chance to do what?
User: Play dominoes fool.
Cleverbot: I play destiny and Mordor.
User: No you don’t.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire.
User: You also don’t wear pants.
Cleverbot: Oh, but sir, I do wear pants.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: *shorts(?) and no you didn’t.
User: You lie clever bot. I do what I want because I am the best.
Cleverbot: The cake is NOT a lie.
User: That has nothing to do with this conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: What does it have to do with this conversation?
Cleverbot: It has to do with cake.
User: Cake is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Cake is a dessert.
User: You’re a dessert.
Cleverbot: I’m dessert?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How about ice cream?
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So i’m a clever robot is what your telling me?
User: Yes. Clever, for a robot.
Cleverbot: You are way smarter than Siri.
User: What do you think of the Stock Market lately?
Cleverbot: Stocky.
User: I see.
If you’re desperate for as therapist chat bot try one of the Eliza programs.
Never found her helpful but always good for a laugh.