Christmastime In the South

My sis done left me
For a feller named Jeffrey
And the hounddog got drunk again
My pickup truck is all dinged up
And my Grandma’s pregnant again
But I got some whiskey
And I’m feeling mighty frisky
Because it’s my favoright time of the year
For partying hard
And playing cards
And drinking plenty of whiskey and beer
Cuz it’s Christmastime in the South
Get a Jack to your mouth
And get real drunk
And smell like a skunk
And puke all over the house
It’s Christmastime in the South
Drinking’s what it’s all about
So it you’ve got some friends
It’s all derpends
On getting completely soused
(Merry Christmas ya’ll. Nashville here I come)

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Haha so much for baby Jesus

Lol…hey…that’s alabama not tn…

I heard there’s forest fires in Tennessee. Near you? They’re evacuating.

Gatlinburg and a few other places but their all east of here…were getting their smoke though…the other day it was hard to go outside without choking on smoke…it looks terrible…its a real nice touristy town…also to the south the radon? Is dangerously high in Madison al…

The good news for now is that more rain is coming to East TN. However if it’s not enough within the next few days dry conditions will return. My father’s family is from Western NC and I have visited the region often. However where I am in the state forest fires are not a big concern. I don’t remember anything like the fire outbreak in the Smokies and I hope this is not a trend because the mountains in that area are beautiful.

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Bad news Gatlinburg is a total loss…down town is gone…good news the aquarium made it…