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Yuck, they made this beer with reconstituted poop!
…American beer…
(Teh heh heh…I’m Canadian, eh?)
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My Mom finds out I’ve been diagnosed with Sz.
Hey Mom! Have you seen that can of breast milk in the fridge? It’s time to feed the baby.
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Daze tries mjseu’s home made coffee.
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My wife’s reaction when I asked her to marry me.
(It’s not that far off, actually. She was shocked when I proposed to her!)
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do you mind telling how you proposed?
I bought the ring and asked my wife out for dinner. But she wasn’t hungry and didn’t want to go out…
So I proposed to her in my 1989 Chevette…lol!
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aww so romantic. I melt when I watch proposals. I think it has to be really special. Just the fact that you proposed is a great deal and you didn’t just say let’s get married without a ring. I think your car is perfect!
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My god! Dreamscapes out of bed.
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Bill Cosby spikes another woman’s drink…
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My pdoc being objective after I tell her my stegosaurus escaped (playing zoo tycoon)
This coke tastes like Pepsi.
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■■■■ this is water!
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Ah! I thought that, didn’t say it, damn
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Sweetie, have you seen my urine sample?
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“Crap flavored beer, it’s not for the weak”