Finish the sentences.
“Hey, get that out of my…”
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Ear.
What are you doing with that…
Subatomic particle.
“Would you like a…”
Case of q-tips?
Is that a…
woman $%^ing a polar bear? (sorry, it’s from a movie and it’s the first thing that popped in my head. fear and loathing? ne1 seen that one?)
“Yes ill have the…”
Largest hat you have.
Do you dream of…
a quick stroll across the gobi desert? (i really want to do that, traverse an entire region on foot, but these bodies aren’t great for that if you ask me.)
a picnic while watching a star explode in the deepest reaches of space? (i could have said that as well.)
walking on the bottom of the sea? (We don’t get to have any fun as people really.)
genie? (I’ve got alot of them i guess, is that legal, we haven’t set up any rules.)
“Leave me alone or ill…”
Lick your little ear. (I threaten my husband with that.)
I don’t care for rules!
65 cats were…
dancing on a tight rope
while…
were eating mash potato
then suddenly…
She clipped her fingernails in bed.
Compose a masterpiece or…
…join a pack of wolves and live as the animals do!
I like options such as these, masterpiece or wolf pack, what do you choose?
You don’t like rules? Some rules or all rules? Some rules benefit everyone, some not so much, rules can be good to, just have to have rules about what rules to have, but wait, then you’d need rules for those rules and rules for those rules and rules for those into eternity, it would be an eternity of rules and rule making! My nose just began to bleed for some reason.
Alright then, next sentence!
“sometimes you win and sometimes you…” (please say something imagininatively moronic)
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Blow your nose until it bleeds. I’m sick)
At times you should simply…
…take a deep breath, stand on one foot, spin in circles, and get back to work.
“You aren’t possessed, you are just…”
Sharing your body with another entity.
It’s okay if it’s malevolent, you can just…
…take pills and disconnect so that it cannot use your circuitry.
Guy walks into a bar…
with a friend and asks for H2O. His friend then says I’ll have H20 too. Then his friend is hospitalized for non-mental health issues.
I like your…
Eyes, may I touch them?
I prefer to say innapropriate things to…
to my husband just because I can 
However he really doesn’t…