O calorie counting app,
I set your target to 2100 calories,
It’s my only hope to make better,
The reflection in the shop window.
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Carbs, oh carbs.
I reintruduced you in my diet
So I can poop
I won’t eat everything in sight
Just a few, low amount carbs.
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Oh, the mount Everest,
I need to double my calories (intake),
So that I can conquer you
My dream will come true
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It may help to add basil to your food.
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This sounds so sad. But maybe not!
I’m not sad about it, I’m taking a supplement! 
Eating a few prunes every day, too.
Oh great and meaty burrito,
we were supposed to part like a rio.
But you laid such a temptation
that out ran my contemplation
so now, my better judgement I must veto
For you were one tasty burrito.
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